How a Gem Person Keeps Their Secret Identity Hidden

Name: How a Gem Person Keeps Their Secret Identity Hidden
Author: Pu Qian Is a Couch Potato at Home

宝石人如何捂住自己的马甲

by Pu Qian Is a Couch Potato at Home (璞浅在家里蹲)

Status: Completed
Length: 421k Words
Genre: Anime Fanfiction
Updated: 9mo ago
English: Request a translation

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Synopsis

[Multiverse crossover + Detective Conan + Demon Slayer + Jujutsu Kaisen + Bungo Stray Dogs + Natsume's Book of Friends + happy ending, lighthearted, no angst]

Hayami Mio is a gem person who was kicked out of the gods' home.

Ordered by the gods to experience life among humans and develop a “true heart,” this nonliving gem person has no idea what a “true heart” is. So she decides to use humans, who do have hearts, as a reference, and live like an ordinary person without revealing that she is a gem person. Unfortunately, a gem person posing as a “human apprentice” is either getting her secret identity exposed or on her way to having it exposed. As her identity as a gem person comes to light, things take an increasingly absurd turn.

Hayami Mio: Come on! I'm just an ordinary gem person! I can't live forever! I can't grant wishes! You can't smash me up and sell me for money! And you definitely can't break me into pieces and use me as a decoration! Who's spreading these rumors, anyway?! All you jerks trying to get your hands on me, go straight to hell!!

① The main story is told in third person.

② The protagonist is a gem person. Her body is made of gemstones, but the story isn't connected to the plot of Land of the Lustrous. I just want to see gem people.

③ No romance. No crack pairings, and no breaking up canon couples. The protagonist is a naturally airheaded beauty.

④ Also known as "A Gem Person's Observations of the Human World" and "Stop Fighting Over Me Just Because I'm Valuable".

⑤ This crosses over with quite a few series, including Detective Conan, Demon Slayer (not set in the Taisho era), Tsukumogami, Jujutsu Kaisen, and Bungo Stray Dogs.

Other names

Crossover: How to Hide Your Valuable Identity【综】如何隐藏自己值钱的身份Alternate title on Fanqie

Stats

195Chapters

2.3kReads · 30 days

152.2kReads · all time

264Shelf adds, last 14 days

8.4Score

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The idea of a gemstone man as the protagonist is really interesting! Compared to other stories, it's great that it doesn't rely on the same old rescue plot! Plus, it focuses on the protagonist, avoiding situations where every case has to steal the spotlight or rely entirely on the original protagonist (to be honest, those latter stories give me the feeling that the protagonist is just a tool).
54 likes2y ago
I advise my sister not to post her masterpieces online so casually; it easily attracts stalkers. I lost track of one last night. 🌹இдஇ
11 likes2y ago
Trust me! This book is great! The main character gives off the vibe of an innocent, naive girl! A bit naive! Cute! The plot is pretty good too!
8 likes2y ago
The crossover between different anime worlds is well-integrated, the daily lives of the Gemstones are quite interesting, the concept is novel, and the storyline is captivating and heartwarming. However, the crossover worlds don't involve much of the original plot, mainly focusing on the Gemstones' daily lives.
6 likes6mo ago
(◍˃̶ᗜ˂̶◍)✩ It's a well-written and coherent work that blends many worlds into a crossover anime. However, unlike some other anime that are poorly written and chaotic, the plot of each world and the points of connection are well-executed and cleverly chosen, without being lengthy or tedious.
6 likes1y ago
This is so good! Author, could you please release 100 chapters during the Chinese New Year? That would scare us to death! 💕 Wei Yang is so cute, okay?? No arguments allowed (^_^) I can't say much about the character being out of character (OOC) because I haven't read the original novel (hehe 😝). From my perspective, there are no flaws (it suits me perfectly! (*^3^)/~☆) I hope more people will like the author's work~
6 likes1y ago
Wow, it's so beautiful, super beautiful, I love it!
6 likes2y ago
Baby, keep it up! I really love this book. Zaojian Weiyang is so adorable and cute! I hope you have lots and lots of fun every day!
4 likes2y ago
It's really beautiful, really 😢
4 likes2y ago
It looks so good, and there are so many updates! I hope the author can update a few more pages!!! Yeah, it's really hilarious!
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