How Do You Survive as a Baby? My Family Fights Monsters While I Drink Milk
穿成婴儿怎么破？全家打怪我吃奶
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- Completed
- Length
- 1.0M Words
- Genre
- Urban
- Subgenre
- Urban High-Concept
- Updated
- 2y ago
- English
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- I Did Evil in My Past Life, So I Don't Have to Work in This One上辈子作恶多端，这辈子不用上班Alternate title on Fanqie
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This is amazing, folks! This is an incredible book! I haven't seen anything like it in ages. It's just too amazing, indescribable, folks! It even makes me want to laugh a little! If you don't read it, you'll feel restless for a day; if you do read it, you'll feel restless for a year! 😏
If the protagonist hadn't told them, would they have remained mindless forever? 🤔 Only when the protagonist voiced their true feelings did they finally snap out of it. 🙉
Hope it updates soon, it's really good, giving it a thumbs up 🍉🍉 @phone_credit50
A tribute to the legendary King of Mistakes, the legendary King of Tolerance, the legendary King of Last Stand, the divine gold of Hao Kan🤮 and Hao Chun, the history of Hao Meiwei, praise me for coming back to continue the story of Chi Shi🤮🤮🤮
Go go go!
This is so damn good! It's so well-written. It makes me feel like the author and Nagato Uzumaki from Naruto have similar families.
It's so good, I can't get enough! Everyone else's baby is a girl, but yours is a boy! The theme is novel and unique. After finishing one episode, I wanted to watch the next. Before I could even savor it, it was over. Author, you can't keep going like this! You need to work harder. This is one of the top ten best books I've read out of over two thousand.
This is good, this is good. The inner monologues I read before were just like third-person narratives, just to tell the plot. I was sick of them. I can understand if someone only says half of what they mean, since nothing has happened yet and no one would think that much (referring to me).
This is an unprecedentedly good novel that will hone your reading skills. The author is also a promising talent. I suggest everyone read it carefully and submit a review. To those who criticize this novel, I just want to say, is your attack power really that low? Why don't you read it again before making your judgment? 😏
It's strange, but strangely good. Author, please update soon! 🥰😠