I'm a Villain in a Short Drama, So I Can Only Punish You by the Book

[Villain] [Absurdly Amusing] [Law-Abiding] [Specializes in Putting Every Rebel in Their Place] Gu Yan transmigrates into a world where short dramas have merged, becoming the “evil rich second-generation heir” destined to be face-slapped by a God of War, have his bride stolen by a Divine Doctor, and be trampled underfoot by a live-in son-in-law. Gu Yan just laughs: “Fighting and killing is uncivilized. We live in a society governed by law!” The God of War returns and orders a hundred thousand soldiers to march across China? Gu Yan turns around and reports him for illegal assembly and disturbing the peace! The Divine Doctor comes down from the mountains, spots the heroine’s illness at a glance, and prepares to treat her with acupuncture? Gu Yan calls the police: unlicensed medical practice and sexual assault! The elite soldier bodyguard wants to elope with the heiress of a trillion-yuan conglomerate? Gu Yan pulls out a calculator: kidnapping, embezzlement, and three hundred million in contractual damages! Gu Yan: “I just love watching you protagonists want to kill me, but having no choice except to go work at a sewing machine factory.”