Slapping the World in the Siheyuan

Li Wei accidentally transmigrated into a courtyard house and unexpectedly awakened the Slapping System. Every time he slapped someone who deserved it, he would earn 1 to 10 Slap Points, which he could use to exchange for skills in the Slapping Shop. From then on, Li Wei slapped the courtyard’s assorted troublemakers, starting with the moral paragon and double-standard king, Yi Zhonghai. Using the skills he learned, he slapped the foreign experts who tried to take over the steel mill right back out, one by one. I’ve got a System, so I can do whatever I want. What’s wrong with that? As he contended with the courtyard’s troublemakers, he uncovered their secrets. Was Deaf Granny actually born in Chunheyuan? Was Yi Zhonghai really a eunuch? No wonder he was so rich but never had any children. Was Xu Damao actually impotent? ...And that was only the beginning of a whole string of secrets. Most importantly, he discovered that slapping people on the face earned Slap Points, and even spanking women earned Slap Points, at double the rate. Like a man who had discovered a whole new world, Li Wei set off down a different path... While using the System to rack up Slap Points and grow stronger, Li Wei began buying up iron mines and building factories on a massive scale, until he had monopolized the world's iron ore and steel supply. Japan wailed, “How are we supposed to survive? Li Wei won’t sell us steel anymore!” The United States looked dejected. “Li Wei, at least let me have a taste!” Australia was baffled. “We have so many iron mines in our country. Why do we need Li Wei’s approval to buy steel?”