My Lover from the Distillery Is a Hopeless Romantic, Help Wanted, Though I’m Not in a Hurry

Name: My Lover from the Distillery Is a Hopeless Romantic, Help Wanted, Though I’m Not in a Hurry
Author: Ye Shuangjiang

酒厂恋人是恋爱脑，在线等不太急

by Ye Shuangjiang (叶霜降)

Status: Completed
Length: 1.7M Words
Genre: Anime Fanfiction
Updated: 1y ago
English: Request a translation

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Synopsis

The main story is complete, and I’m working hard to update the IF-route bonus chapters.

I’m Qiuchuan Shalina, an utterly ordinary office worker and finance manager at a family-owned company. I lead an utterly ordinary three-point routine every day, until one day I ran into my police officer ex-boyfriend at the cafe I often visit. We’d broken up years ago, and he had a bright future ahead of him. Yet there he was, working at the cafe!

I watched my ex pretend not to know me and silently opened my mental little notebook, once again calculating how many years I’d be eating pork cutlet rice after getting arrested.

That’s right. I’m not just an ordinary company accountant. I have another identity: I’m a second-generation member of the criminal underworld. I was born into a huge transnational crime syndicate, and both my parents belonged to it. That meant I was destined to become a member from birth. The only way to leave was to die.

In my previous life, I was a law-abiding citizen of China who had no desire to commit crimes. All I could do was nervously scrape by at the bottom of every assessment. After years of trying, I finally used the goodwill my deceased parents had earned to secure an ordinary citizen’s identity within the organization. I did my best to maintain my peaceful, ordinary life, and even got myself a handsome boyfriend with a wonderful personality.

Just as I was making plans for our future, my boyfriend excitedly told me he’d been accepted into the police academy and had also passed the top-level national civil service exam. Thinking about my identity, I looked at his handsome face and, with a heavy heart but firm resolve, broke up with him. Then I vanished from his life without a trace.

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582Chapters

3.7kReads · 30 days

272.5kReads · all time

377Shelf adds, last 14 days

8.9Score

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Reader comments 53

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I really want to know when Zero will find out the truth. Not knowing the truth has caused Nana so much suffering, and I'm so sad 🥺😢
31 likes2y ago
I came here after reading the author's previous fanfiction. I still like the writing style. Keep up the good work with updates!
25 likes2y ago
A rare gem, a rational, clear, open, transparent, warm, and healthy adult love story. Most online novels featuring reconciliations inevitably contain elements that feel nauseating, even those that are intentionally avoided. While this story eschews some of the melodramatic, emotionally charged, and overly sentimental reunion tropes, it is truly unexpected.
24 likes1y ago
Super good! Kudos to the author! 👍 I binged it all in one go. The story is very interesting and not boring at all. The author's writing is superb, weaving sweet moments with cases. The female lead isn't just mindlessly enjoying herself; she gets hurt too, she's a real character. She's not just blindly overpowered; she's cautious, observant, and has a backup plan.
19 likes2y ago
Consistently excellent performance, superb character design and personality, and a natural storyline 💕💕
19 likes2y ago
I'd previously only read Tooru fanfiction on Xiaolvjiang, but it's rare to find such a satisfying one on Toru. The character development is excellent; the female lead is a wonderful person, retaining a childlike heart despite her dark past. Tooru Amuro isn't too out of character (OOC).
16 likes1y ago
For a redemption story, this one has a fairly reasonable plot. The system's presence is just right; it doesn't need to be too strong (*￣m￣). The first event is well-described, quite interesting, and logically sound. However, the second event is less engaging and less immersive. Author, keep it up!
15 likes2y ago
Give yourself a pep talk and keep going!
14 likes2y ago
Akikawa Sarina, the female protagonist of this novel Identity: Member of the brewery (I noticed the female protagonist doesn't have a brewery name yet in the story). She was once in a romantic relationship with Rei Furuya, one of the five members of the police academy group, and was childhood friends with Matsuda and Hagiwara.
12 likes2y ago
I want to be the first eye-catching bag The characters are well-developed, and the plot is very original, giving me the motivation to keep reading. I hope this story doesn't get too long, and that Akisa gets her redemption soon so she can live a peaceful life with Furuya.
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