My Entire Clan Is About to Be Wiped Out! Hahahahaha!
灭灭灭灭灭灭九族啦！哈哈哈哈哈
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- Completed
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- 1.0M Words
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- Ancient Romance
- Subgenre
- Palace & Household Intrigue
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- 1y ago
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- Don't Mess with the Crown Princess, She'll Even Dig Up Her Own Ancestral Grave别惹太子妃，她连自己祖坟都敢挖Alternate title on Fanqie
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The Heroine Is Strong from the Start. No Coming-of-Age Arc or Clichéd Plot!!!
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Hilarious, Highly Rated Gems. You Won’t Regret Giving Them a Try!!
I've been reading for ten years and have run out of books. Begging for lighthearted, hilarious stories and highly rated gems (the treasured picks from your bookshelf). I'll share some of my own bookshelf treasures in return!! Come on, let's share recommendations~~
Novels That’ll Make You Die Laughing
Just something really, really funny.
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Looking for books similar to "The Strong-Willed Heroine Starts Beating Scumbags After Leaving the Underworld". The heroine never lets herself suffer. She has status and power, and she fights back hard, teaching people a lesson on the spot. No one dares say a word.
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A strong female lead with an arrogant personality.
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Hilarious but logically sound, with no melodramatic plot twists. Snappy and absurdly funny, with smart male and female leads. Must be complete!!!
Historical Romance with a Heroine Who’s the Legitimate Daughter of a Prestigious Family and Doesn’t Get Pushed Around
Any novels where the male lead isn't an emperor, but is a legitimate heir from a prominent family?
The Female Lead Is Incredibly Strong, and No One Can Hold Her Back
The heroine is incredibly strong and capable, while the male lead can be either wolfish or sweet.
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Looking for a Greatly Unhinged Novel
Looking for books like "You Were Hired for a Dating Show, Not to Send Off the Male and Female Leads." Recommend some hilariously unhinged stories, like Lao Shen, Lao Xie, or Er Er.
Looking for Funny, Lighthearted Stories About a Female Lead Who Goes Wild and Courts Death, Refusing to Put Up With Even the Slightest Grievance
I want books like "After the Fake Heiress Went on a Self-Destructive Rampage, Her Scummy Brothers’ Personas Completely Crumbled". I really want a heroine like Xie Ningjun, who’s constantly going off the rails and courting disaster, and can’t stand being wronged for even a second. No fixing things afterward: I want her to confront people head-on, fearless of anything. Please!
Looking for a Story With a Tough, Violent, Wild, and Fierce Female Lead
Please recommend stories with a heroine who's bold, violent, wild, and fierce.
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The Protagonist Is So Shameless Even the System Curses Him Out
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This is so good! The most beautiful, handsome, cool, and witty time-traveling female protagonist in history! Watching the heroine take down the scumbags is incredibly satisfying! The male lead's character is also great! I haven't seen such a good female-centric novel in a long time! I love it! 💕💕💕
Hello everyone! I'm the author, San Dan 💕 Please give me lots of points and comments to help me get more points! If you send more requests for updates, and if you receive 288 requests for an extra chapter every day, you'll get an extra chapter! Love you all "" is "" (dafen), I misspelled it and can't correct it, hahaha 💕
This book is very good and deeply moving. The female lead is tough and resilient; she understands that as long as she doesn't care about anything, no one can control her.
It's been a long time since I've read such a satisfying novel. There's not a single moment of frustration, and the female lead doesn't hesitate when dealing with enemies. I've only read up to chapter 34, and I haven't dared to fast-forward, afraid of falling behind. I'm giving it a good review for now, and I highly recommend it to anyone who enjoys fast-paced, satisfying reads.
So far, this book is well-written. The female lead is well-developed and decisive. The rating is a bit low, but it currently deserves at least a 9 out of 10. The story gets increasingly absurd as it progresses, giving Gu Huaijin far too many items that defy logic. The female lead returns to the modern world only to become a complete novice, entangled with Lu for over a decade, and is utterly tainted.
It's a great show. The female lead is violent and takes revenge on the scumbags. She's sharp-tongued and never loses an argument. It's infuriating and hilarious, haha.
Most of these kinds of lighthearted, action-packed novels on Tomato (a Chinese online literature platform) score above 9, but this one only gets around 8. It's certainly enjoyable, with the protagonist constantly arguing and defying everyone. However, it lacks a romantic subplot and introduces a prince who harbors a secret crush on the female lead, but she remains completely indifferent.
💖The beginning of the story was pretty good; the female lead was decisive and efficient. He was decisive and ruthless; after the family reunion in chapters 170+... She wouldn't be the Crown Princess anymore... The story later involves cultivating immortality... Female lead: Feng Lingyun; Male lead: Gu Huaisheng ❤️🔥Gu Huaisheng: "The dream book has come true, how interesting."
This book is quite good, with lots of funny moments, but the updates are a bit infrequent, leaving me wanting more. I hope there will be more updates! I recommend it to everyone.
The first half was quite enjoyable, a true "fast-paced, satisfying" story. However, the later part, with gods, demons, and immortals starting to cultivate immortality, felt very different from the beginning. It felt like the characters were being constantly suppressed, like unkillable cockroaches 😂 It became too verbose. The first half, set in ancient times, was still quite good.