
Why Not Hang Myself from the Southeast Branch?
何不自挂东南枝
- Status
- Completed
- Length
- 849k Words
- Genre
- Urban
- Subgenre
- Urban High-Concept
- Updated
- 1y ago
- Source
- Fanqie
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I started writing this book in 20231023, starting with the battlefield kitten (thank you Si Ming for sharing the screenshot in Chapter 5, I saw the video of crying [crying], and I wrote it after I cried), and then I opened my mind and wrote a long list of animals. I thought it would be completed in 200,000 words, but I did not expect that it will get longer and longer, and it is expected to be a million words [currently in the process of drafting]. Although the current double-digit monthly manuscript fee makes people laugh or cry, I am very grateful to everyone for your support and support, and it warms my heart [send heartfelt]. The book is a blend of reality and fiction. It contains my own life experience, hearsay stories, wild imagination, and popular content on Douyin. I'm glad you like it. I'll keep writing, and you guys keep reading [Blow Kiss] Life is not easy, more wealth means more than billions [Sending Hearts]
The article is funny and thought-provoking, and the story is absurd and bizarre. Especially the kitten chapter, with the war raging and gunpowder smoke everywhere, reminded me of the crow chapter in Syria [almost crying], which describes the current situation of the contemporary elderly people who stay in the nest. The father always loves his children deeply, and the other chapters are very good.
Yes, well written. The theme is to guide people to do good, which is different from the mainstream of Tomato's cool articles now. Overall, he said that evil will be rewarded with evil, and good will be rewarded with good. I think the best thing he wrote is the promotion of maternal love. Corresponding to the discrimination against women in real society. In my opinion, words such as "motherhood" and so on are discriminatory against women. We have never said on the Internet or in the country that fathers are responsible for their duties, or that children with fathers are like treasures. These words in praise of maternal love are a kind of praise but more of a kind of discrimination. They appear to impose responsibilities on women, so now men can take responsibility as a matter of course. To use the simplest analogy, an irresponsible mother gets scolded more than an irresponsible father online. If women want true equality, the first thing they have to do is to completely erase the words "motherhood is a tough thing" from the bottom of their hearts. Why can foreign women do that kind of thing like men? I think a large part of it is because they don't have the phrase "mother is strong". I hope that one day the word "motherhood" can be mentioned in the national news as "parenthood".
It's very interesting. The gender is random, the race is random, the experiences are good and bad, there are accidents, and the death is also very random and reasonable. There are not so many invincible and amazing people. It makes me feel that life is boring and I want to be the protagonist in a book [Please update] [Send my heart] [Top post]
It's a very good novel. Except for the long name, there is nothing wrong with it. Don't let the name fool you. This book is quite interesting, not funny, but it seems like a simple story, but it is thought-provoking!
I feel that the book becomes more and more flavorful the more I write it, and there is always an indescribable feeling when I see the living beings described in the book. Maybe this is life. Moreover, the author's writing style is quite good, and it feels like reading famous books such as The Ordinary World and Old Stories in the South of the City.
If it matches the radio wave, it can reach five stars. If it fails to match the radio wave, it will reach three to four and a half stars. In the early stage, it was a little absurd, like a black comedy, but this characteristic was still reflected when it turned into daily life later. After all, the beginning of this article sets the tone that the protagonist is guilty, and the protagonist is not a self-atoning person, he is just an ordinary person who needs to be reformed. The author's words and writing style are relatively gentle and straightforward, which seems to be more consistent from the perspective of this article. Animals may not necessarily behave like this, but animal novels will, because the animals in animal novels are given the author's cognition, so it can be said that the text and perspective are consistent.
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This book can be summarized as "animals in one generation, animals in hundreds of generations." "A Beast's Way of Atonement"
It's so good to watch, so good to watch. It's like 100 ways to die after I turned into an animal. Each one has its own weird author. Now he can do two pictures a day. Next time the author is older, he can do three pictures a day. Maybe five pictures a day, no, ten pictures a day. I believe I will see it in my lifetime. The story is generally warm, but if the tear point is low, it is indeed a little sad. I really didn't expect toads to die so casually.