Life Is Boring, So I’ll Make Humanity Lose Its Mind!

[A novel hidden among a mountain of memes!]

[Unhinged + Entertainment Industry + Brain-Off Power Fantasy + Livestreaming + Everyone’s Darling + Transmigrate Into a Book + Sweet Romance]

After being killed by a mummy throwing frozen tofu in a Northeast China occupied by mummies, Jiang Youning transmigrates into a book and becomes a miserable cannon-fodder character.

Jiang Youning: Worst comes to worst, we’ll all die together. The second tombstone is half price anyway.

So when faced with unspoken rules: “Your dad may not be much, but I know how to swing a stick. With shit on the tip, I’m Lu Bu reborn; with piss on the end, I’m Huang Zhong laughing. You little brat, take a whack from your dad!”

When her younger sister and boyfriend betray her: “There’s a way to live when you’re poor and a way to live when you’re rich. I’ve got a way for you two to die.”

With a mindset that could take on the whole world, she successfully catches the attention of He Yan, the original male lead. Just as He Yan tries to get closer to Jiang Youning, she suddenly has an epiphany:

Wingman System activated! I have to give the male and female leads’ romance a perfect ending!

And so things take a turn:

When the male lead opens the door, she lets the female lead into the car. When he walks, she sticks out a foot and sends him straight into the female lead’s arms.

Until He Yan can’t take it anymore and confesses to Jiang Youning:

He Yan: I think you’re great.

Jiang Youning: You’re great too.

He Yan: So, maybe we could…

Jiang Youning: We’re both doing great. [Thumbs up]

He Yan: …

It isn’t until Jiang Guining makes too many enemies, and all sorts of shady characters call in powerful people to blacklist her, that they discover she’s the long-lost granddaughter of a big shot!

Jiang Guining: Huh? Weren’t we all clear that I’m just a miserable cannon-fodder character?