The Three Kingdoms in a Box

[Urban fantasy + diorama box + Three Kingdoms + mastermind behind the scenes + invincible protagonist + wish fulfillment] Chen Fan has a diorama box. Inside it is a tiny village from the Three Kingdoms era, populated by living, breathing little people. The land is in chaos, and the people are suffering. Chen Fan casually drops in some food, keeping an entire village alive. Then, without meaning to, he ends up keeping an entire Three Kingdoms alive… Zhang Yan: “How the hell are we supposed to fight this? Han troops are all around us. We can’t beat them. Are we really going to hole up in the Taihang Mountains and farm? Damn it, let’s just surrender…” Yuan Shao: “Something’s wrong. Why have all the people of Jizhou fled? What the hell are these Han troops? Damn it, we can’t beat them!” Cao Cao: “Fengxiao, the Han troops have ventured deep into our territory. They can’t have much food. Let’s cut off their supply lines…” “What? They don’t have any supply lines? How is that possible!” Yuan Shao: “Yuan Gonglu, surrender.” Yuan Shu: “…” Cao Cao: “Big-Eared Bandit, surrender.” Liu Bei: “…” Chen Fan: “So they’ve all surrendered. Fine by me. Earth is a big place, and we’re only just getting started!” …