Siheyuan: I Don’t Need Excitement, Just Let Me Keep My Head Down

[Easygoing slice of life + cautious survival + light comedy and face-slapping + career advancement + hands-off boss + multiple women + many children] Wang Zizai had enjoyed just three months of peace before Qin Huairu showed up at his door in the middle of the night and demanded that he take responsibility. There was no way he could put up with that. Jia Zhangshi wanted to drive him out of the courtyard and hurled abuse at him every day. That was even less tolerable, so he gave her ten pig-subduing slaps, beating her soundly. Silly Zhu wanted to beat him into submission. Too bad for him: a new courtyard champion had just been born. Yi Zhonghai tried to lecture him with the cudgel of morality, only to be argued into questioning his entire life and left with his pants around his ankles. But when Qin Huairu came to his door with a baby bump and demanded he take responsibility, the System told him the child really was his. That left him a little... All he had wanted was to keep his head down and live comfortably. But now he had to earn money for formula, and his friends and family were counting on him. Starting as a canteen apprentice, Wang Zizai quickly advanced to a Level Ten chef, then a Level Nine chef... Next came deputy canteen director, canteen director, deputy head of logistics, and head of logistics! Then, thanks to the leaders' appreciation, they wanted him to become the principal of a culinary school. But to lie flat more comfortably and be a hands-off boss, he trained a few trusted subordinates to work hard in his place. All he needed to do was quietly lounge behind the scenes like an elegant salted fish! With the System paving the way to his dream of an easygoing life, Wang Zizai charged forward without hesitation!