Siheyuan: The Shape-Shifting System Is Such a Pain

This System is kind of a rip-off. The stuff it gives me is so different from what everyone else gets. Other people's Systems help their hosts, so why are you the one that keeps screwing me over? Shape-shifting Rip-Off System, get out of my pure and innocent mind! Stop it! How could I ever be so shameless? Rip-offs, comedy, laid-back daily life, and bickering, plus half a spoonful of kindness. Rip-Off System, here I come!