I Threw Fits, Made a Scene, and Threatened to Hang Myself, Then Became Number One in the Five Lands
一疯二闹三上吊，竟成了五洲第一
- Status
- Completed
- Length
- 1.0M Words
- Genre
- Ancient Romance
- Subgenre
- Fantasy Romance
- Updated
- 1y ago
- English
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Synopsis
Other names
- The Dark Junior Sister Is a Scheming Hound; Even Gods Give Her a Wide Berth疯癫师妹阴成狗，满天神佛绕道走Alternate title on Fanqie
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Tomato's Four Most Unruly Heroines!!!
Are There No More Comedy Masterpieces on Tomato Novel?
Looking for books similar to "My Golden Finger Is a Creation of a Level 13 Civilization". Are there no funny stories about fantasy, modern cities, wild ideas, survival, Lovecraftian horror, cultivation, machinery, or space travel anymore?
Cultivation Novels with No Romance and an Ensemble Cast
I'd like something like "They Said He Was the Best Sword Cultivator, So Why Is He Such a Jerk? (One Sword Saves Immortal Continent)". I don't care, I don't care, I just want to read about spirited young men, full of energy, bickering and adventuring through the martial world.
Cultivation Novels with No Romance!!
I'm looking for books like The Little Senior Sister Is Clearly Super Strong, Yet Way Too Goofy (Crossing the Starry River with One Sword). Are there any cultivation novels with no romance? Something like this one, please!!!!!!!!
Looking for a Well-Written Female-Female Romance With a Cool, Patient Master and a Rebellious Disciple Who Oversteps Her Place
Any Satisfying Cultivation Novels That Are a Little Unhinged?
I'm looking for books like Shock! The Holy Sons and Daughters Are All Shameless. The kind that stay satisfying from start to finish, with not a single moment of being wronged.
Female-Oriented Cultivation Stories With Unorthodox Paths Like Corpse Refining and Insect Controlling, Preferably No Romance
A Xianxia Novel With a Fresh, Eye-Catching Premise
This xianxia novel has a fresh, eye-catching premise. The protagonist, an ordinary jade digger, unexpectedly transmigrates to a world of cultivation and embarks on the path of artifact refining. The plot moves along at a brisk, smooth pace, with vivid, detailed depictions of his progress in artifact refining and a clear arc of rising from humble beginnings to success.
Ensemble Cast! No Couples! Passionate Youth
Looking for books similar to The Whole Team Is Villainous Except Me (May the Gods Respect Me).
Looking for a Relaxed, Hilarious, Silly Cultivation Novel Like Ye Qiao
Looking for a Science-Brained Top Student Who Transmigrates into a Cultivation Story and Instantly Masters Alchemy and Formations, No Romance or Male-Male Pairing
Cultivation, Beloved by All, No Romance
Looking for books similar to "I Drove the White Lotus Heroine Crazy".
Looking for Witty, Humorous Books. Any Recommendations?
Ensemble Cultivation Novels: No Male Lead, No Flirting from the Heroine, No Saintly Heroine
Looking for books like The Sickly Prodigy of the Cultivation World (Qie Du Wushuang). Or the male lead can just be a tool character, too.
Seeking Cultivation Novels About Favored Prodigies: No Rat Race, Good Family Background
The male and female leads should come from good families (I can accept families that aren't especially doting, as long as they're full of normal people). They should both be talented, and neither should be obsessed with grinding away at their goals! I really want the two leads to be evenly matched in every way. Please, I want to read about two prodigies falling in love.
I’m Out of Books to Read! Hit Me With Your Favorites!
Looking for books similar to The Princess Is Fierce and Stunning, and Her Shadow Guard Keeps Crossing the Line Every Day. I want a story with a similar feel.
Looking for a Cultivation Ensemble Story with a Hilarious Female Lead
Looking for books similar to Shock! The Saints Are All Awful People.
Any Good Cultivation Novels Like Ye Qiao’s or Wen Zhizhi’s?
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The Whole Sect Practices Immortality, So I Out-Grind Them All
Demon Lord on the Left, Master on the Right, I Alone Reign Supreme!
The Beloved Little Junior Sister Takes the Cultivation World by Storm
Junior Sister, Stop Competing. You're So Shameless and Love Showing Off, There's No Beating You
The Laid-Back Sect Life of the Sixth Junior Sister
So What If I Draw Talismans on a Printer? I’ve Still Got Three Thousand Spirit Roots
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Going Bonkers! The Goofy Junior Sister Acts Out My Mental State
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The Thousand-Year-Old Little Ancestor Returns From Cultivation and Falls in Love
Transmigrated Into a Wronged Senior Sister, I Turned the Cultivation World Upside Down
My Whole Family Cultivates the Great Dao, While I'm the Only One Stir-Frying
You Go Crazy, I’m the Jerk. Let Me Cling to You and Take It Easy
The Cannon Fodder Junior Sister Just Wants to Survive, Yet Becomes the Savior
The Spirited Cultivation Journey of a Charming Junior Sister
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Ming (the protagonist) is even more cunning than Ye Langlang 🤦🤦🤦, it cracked me up, but it's quite good, I like it 😍
Female protagonists in female-oriented novels rarely engage in such outrageous behavior. While some books feature protagonists with bizarre actions, most are traditionally upright, aloof, or adorable... All I can say is, it's pretty good-looking, and incredibly silly.
The female lead is fun and funny. The vocabulary in the story is fresh and interesting. The female lead isn't rigid. I hope it gets better as it progresses. I hope she doesn't become too love-obsessed or anything like that. 🤭🤭 If it stays like this, I wish there wasn't any romantic pairing. 🤔🤔🤔🤔
Super super super super super super super super super super super super super super super super super super super super good-looking, no arguments allowed 😘 The plot is fast-paced and incredibly engaging, leaving a lasting impression. Even after a long time, I can still instantly recall it. Plus, it's a book written by my wife, which is a huge plus! 😘
It's not bad. Although the ending felt a bit rushed, it still explained things clearly. Personally, I think the ending could easily have been several hundred thousand more words long. I don't know why the rating is so low, so I have to give it five stars 😉
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I've been incredibly lucky lately, reading all sorts of great novels. This one was especially enjoyable; I finished it before I knew it, and I really wanted more. I don't know about others, but I loved reading it, and there were no messy or unnecessary issues. The female lead is decisive and straightforward, without any unnecessary fuss. And for some reason, I usually don't like novels with romantic pairings, but this one without any—it was so good, so amazing! 👍👍👍👍👍👍👍👍👍👍👍👍👍👍👍👍👍👍👍👍👍
So funny! So many jokes, every single one is hilarious. Ming Fan is so crazy, everyone she's been around is half-mad, half-crazy. She loves to speak her mind directly. Oh, and friends, there's absolutely no ambiguity. Not even the main characters, not even the supporting characters have a romantic interest or a romantic partner. Even Master never admitted to being with Junior Uncle, so they haven't even been paired up yet! Haha ...
This book only has a 7.2 Rating? That's too low! In my opinion, it deserves at least a 9.5. Based on that, fellow book lovers, please check it out—it's really good! 💕 This book is amazing! How could it only have a 7.4 Rating? Don't let the rating fool you, it's truly excellent! I highly recommend it!!! Why did the author stop updating? 😢😢😢😢😢😢😢😢😢 Author, why did you stop updating? Please come back and write some more!
So funny, there are so many talented people in there! 😆