Cut It Out, Little Sister Came Straight from the Demon Realm

(The ending is a bit rushed, and lots of plot threads are left unresolved. Read at your own risk!!!)

Qu Xuan, a martial arts heir from the twenty-first century, transmigrates into a cultivation world because of a cow patty, only to be kicked out of Wumei Sect as soon as she arrives.

Fine, she’ll see if any sect with bad enough eyesight will take her in.

And guess what? One actually does.

And that’s how Qu Xuan somehow becomes Ziyue Sect’s personal disciple and junior sister.

Then…

Her eldest senior brother stares at his immortal crane, whose backside has been shaved into a heart, lost in thought.

Her second senior brother looks at the exploded alchemy room and questions his entire existence.

Her third senior brother silently puts away all the precious talisman paper.

Her fourth senior brother helplessly slaps his own butt, begging it to stop pooping.

Watching Ziyue Sect descend into total chaos, the sect leader clutches his chest and stamps his feet for the Nth time. “Shen Yu! Look at the thing you brought back for me!”

Later, the senior brothers go from shocked to numb, and finally decide to join in.

When their junior sister fights, they hand her bricks.

When their junior sister insults someone, they play along.

When their junior sister is hunted down, they… laugh so hard they get chased too.

As for Qu Xuan herself:

Power: She’s ridiculously strong.

Manners: She’s an absolute disaster.

By now, everyone in the cultivation world understands one thing: better to offend the Demon Lord than Qu Xuan. She really will throw poop in your face!