Rule Horror: A Certain Anemo God Successfully Slacks Off Again Today

Name: Rule Horror: A Certain Anemo God Successfully Slacks Off Again Today
Author: I'm Right, So You'd Better Agree

规则怪谈：某风神今天也成功摸鱼

by I'm Right, So You'd Better Agree (本人言之有理喷之汝对)

Status: Ongoing
Length: 94k Words
Genre: Mystery
Subgenre: Mystery High-Concept
Updated: 1y ago
English: Request a translation

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Synopsis

Rules of the uncanny have descended upon the world, plunging humanity into crisis. And the Chosen Ones are the saviors selected to enter these uncanny worlds! As for me, Venti, I was just lucky enough to be chosen as the Chosen One for the Dragon Kingdom! I'm trembling like a mouse, scared out of my wits. If you want me to pull myself together, I'll need five bottles. No, ten bottles! Ten bottles of apple cider! Huh? That trick doesn't work on you? Then... please? Venti... I want some apple cider~

The moment Venti opened his eyes, he realized he wasn't in Teyvat anymore. He was so startled that he decided to close his eyes and go right back to sleep. Just kidding. A bard might be easygoing about where he sleeps, but he couldn't possibly be that careless, right? So he began exploring the place, only to discover that he wouldn't be able to return to Teyvat anytime soon. He'd just have to have some fun here for a while~

And his first instance was...

“Grandma's Bridge”

Rocking, rocking, rocking to Grandma's bridge.

Grandma says I'm such a good baby, a steamed bun and a piece of cake...

Rule One: You are Grandma's most beloved good baby. Be sure to behave.

Rule Two: Do not try to look for your parents. You wouldn't want to find out you're a left-behind child, would you?

Behind the strange and eerie rules, crooked little words were scrawled in blood: I want to be their good baby, but they... don't seem to accept me?

(My writing isn't great, but I'll try to keep the story and characters true to form. Please don't flame me if it's not to your taste.)

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77Chapters

399Reads · 30 days

109.7kReads · all time

100Shelf adds, last 14 days

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Finally found a Venti-themed story that isn't about role-playing or romance... I've read many similar ones, but perhaps because I'm picky, I couldn't get through most of them. Yours is one of the few with a smooth plot and well-developed characters that don't feel out of character.
30 likes3y ago
Seeing these pitiful book reviews, I wanted to help out. There are only two! That's terrible, but the author's writing is genuinely quite good.
28 likes3y ago
Everything is great, I just hope you won't abandon the story. So many good stories end up being discontinued, taken down, or abandoned altogether. Author, you wouldn't do that, would you?! Ahh ... *Sobbing* I've discovered that you're such a kind person; you read every single comment I posted carefully. You really are... I'm so happy! ꒦ິ^꒦ິ
17 likes3y ago
I like it! Keep up the good work, author! It would be even better if it were a bit scarier and more angsty 💕 But Venti can't be angsty, or I'll get angry with you [petrified] (just kidding)
13 likes3y ago
Beautiful, beautiful, so beautiful!
12 likes3y ago
The writing is excellent. Wendy is truly a master of the craft. The downside is that it's still quite short. There are many original works, or out-of-character (OOC) stories, regardless of whether the protagonist is the main character or not.
10 likes2y ago
This is a highly recommended book. At the very least, the characters are well-developed and don't feel out of character. I also felt the author's understanding of Wendy was very profound. Some scenes were truly impactful, and the plot is tight and doesn't drag. It's definitely worth reading. The only downside is that the author may be busy with studies, as updates have been infrequent recently, but this should be resolved after the high school entrance exams.
10 likes2y ago
This is so good! Keep it up, author! 😘
8 likes2y ago
Hehehe, it's super good! The updates are a bit slow though, because the author is quite busy and has a tight schedule, but that doesn't stop the book from being amazing!!! (Just wondering if the author has a romantic pairing?) ₍˄·͈༝·͈˄*₎◞ ̑̑₍˄·͈༝·͈˄*₎◞ ̑̑
8 likes2y ago
Sometimes, if you need anything, can you just let me know? I was really worried you were gone; I was even preparing to hold a memorial service for you and move you off the bookshelf. But today, when I was about to move you off the shelf, I discovered you're alive! 🍉🍉🍉
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