Stop Messing Around, We’re Practicing Real Cultivation

【Cultivation + slow burn (or perhaps no burn) + not invincible + a tiny System + perhaps multiple heroines + my favorite episode】 “Today, we’re interviewing Bai Su, a renowned powerhouse of our time and the Dao Master. Let’s see what the disciples of his sect have to say about this big shot.” Disciple One: “Dao Master Bai Su is absolutely not a pervert!” Disciple Two: “Dao Master Bai Su definitely has no special fondness for stockings!” Disciple Three: “There’s no way Dao Master Bai Su is a leg man!” Disciple Four: “Dao Master Bai Su has always been incredibly lucky and is blessed by the Heavenly Dao. Those people who say he doesn’t deserve to be Dao Master are just jealous! (” Disciple Five: “Dao Master Bai Su has always been an upright person. As the Dao Master of our time, he always answers every question we disciples ask him at the Asking the Dao Sect, holding nothing back. He really is very upright. Those people outside who smear Dao Master Bai Su, calling him devious and scheming, are slandering him and trying to undermine his reputation! (500 contribution points)” “...All right, let’s thank Dao Master Bai Su for his... illuminating remarks. We’ll make sure to set the record straight.” Sun, moon, gods, ghosts, immortals in the mirror; all living things in heaven and earth, all travelers who enter this mirror become prisoners. The sword holds sunshine and shadow, wind and snow; in all the worlds of the Three Realms, whoever blocks my blade’s path shall lose all the ages to come! Stars beneath the talisman have roamed for ages. Beyond the high heavens, light shines everywhere. With the talisman’s command, the river of stars opens once more, and I ascend to heaven! The master of the Great Dao is called the Dao Master!