I Built the Great Ming in a Box, and Zhou Jie Exposed Me

(Female lead + city-building and conquest + modern entertainment livestreaming + recruiting famous generals + witty and humorous) In modern times, Zhu Yuanzhang gives Zhu Lang a box that opens straight into the late Ming Dynasty. Li Zicheng, just one centimeter tall: “I am the Son of Heaven's Mandate!” Zhang Xianzhong, barely a centimeter tall: “I am the Emperor of Shu!” Dorgon, a nine-millimeter chibi: “I am the Regent of the Great Qing, the Son of the Plane!” But they run into Zhu Lang, master of the plane! One sneeze, and a hurricane sweeps away a hundred thousand of Li Zicheng's elite troops! A handful of sand, and meteorites rain from the sky, crushing fifty thousand of Dorgon's cavalry. One lighter, and Zhang Xianzhong's thirty-thousand-strong army goes up in flames. The Eight Beauties of Qinhuai: “Your Majesty, might we make beautiful music together today?” Chongzhen: “I am no ruler who doomed his dynasty. You are the treacherous ministers who brought it down.” Wang Cheng'en: “Oh no, Commoner Yan! Empress Zhang has taken your wives and concubines to ask the True Martial Emperor for his autograph.” By then, the True Martial Emperor has just swept the entire world and written his very first autobiographical novel. His fans are going wild. The globe's head of state, True Martial Emperor Zhu Lang, points at modern internet celebrities like Sister Zhou, Mozi, Dilraba, and Boss Yang and says, “Could you all stop filming? You've exposed every last detail of my private life.” (Not a traditional history novel. Please don't read if that's an issue, thank you!)