Hey! Let Go, or I'll Blow Your Head Off!

Name: Hey! Let Go, or I'll Blow Your Head Off!
Author: Xun Gu

嘿！敢松手，就一枪把你爆头！

by Xun Gu (荀故)

Status: Completed
Length: 430k Words
Genre: Two Male Leads
Updated: 5mo ago
English: RandomTL: Request

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Synopsis

[Mutual First Love + Younger, Socially Awkward Yet Surprisingly Bold Attacker x Laid-Back, Flirtatious Captain]

Xing Yan had played for the BCL team for four years and served as its captain for two. He had led the team to several world titles, but just before the national tournament rolled around again, Qu Chen, their entry fragger, retired due to a hand injury, leaving them short one player.

The problem gave Xing Yan a serious headache. Neither the second team nor the substitutes were good enough to compete in the national tournament.

His goal every year was the world championship. Even if they could win with one player missing, they would only be making up the numbers at the world tournament.

Before meeting his monthly livestream quota, he went live and played a match on a secondary account to pad his hours.

But as soon as he entered the game, someone picked a fight with him.

Your Daddy Wants You to Surrender: Oh? Who are you calling Daddy?

His eye twitched. He glanced at the ID and realized he had logged into the wrong account. But why did the other player's ID look so familiar?

Suddenly remembering something, he narrowed his eyes and replied:

-Just wait until you call me Daddy

The other player immediately took the bait.

By the final circle, with the zone closing in, only the two of them were left. They were in the same area and both died to the poison, but the game ruled that he had won.

They played another solo match right after. The result was the same: they took each other out, but he fired a little faster, so the game judged him the winner based on timing and speed.

He couldn't resist luring the guy over to the team, and would tease the new kid every now and then.

In the end, he wound up falling for him.

And before they headed to the world championship, the kid picked up a model 98k and aimed it at his forehead.

“Captain, you’ve already put your stamp on me, so you can’t let go now. If you do, I’ll blow your head off!”

Other names

Smooched Senseless! The Lazy Captain Gets Claimed and Begs for Cuddles亲懵！慵懒队长被盖章求贴贴Alternate title on Fanqie

Stats

214Chapters

4.6kReads · 30 days

585kReads · all time

776Shelf adds, last 14 days

9.4Score

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It's so good! I really love the contrast between the socially awkward protagonist and the opposite personality (^з^)-☆ Xing Yan is so captivating o(*////▽////*)q Oh my god, I'm dying for him!
69 likes2y ago
So sweet! Ahhhhhh, such mutual pampering! It's just too short, not enough at all! The seme's background might be a bit pitiful (just guessing, since there haven't been any more chapters yet), the uke dotes on the seme, and the seme listens to the uke a lot—it's just mutual pampering! ❤️So sweet 😄The author's writing is also excellent, and the e-sports material is superb.
52 likes2y ago
I've only read a little bit, but it's very good. It's one of my favorite e-sports novels. I'm also writing a book but haven't found my inspiration yet. I'm reading this book to try and find some ideas. I really love Yinshan's (Bai Suishan) books; they're always great. The author never disappoints me. His books are really good, especially the character designs.
49 likes3y ago
The character descriptions are so detailed! They're so vivid! Okay, I'm running out of words, but it was so enjoyable to read! 💕 This is my favorite e-sports novel!!! I love the super sweet interactions between the Fu Yan CP! 😳😳😳 Help, what an amazing book! (Yan is really [for me] incredibly alluring [I'm even more desperate than Yan, folks]).
45 likes2y ago
I really like Yan Yan's character design. He's neither arrogant nor humble, has his own opinions, and is gentle and doting on children. Chenchen is great too. The kid's serious attitude is the best. He's so innocent and loves someone so much that he can't hide it. His heart and eyes are full of his captain.
37 likes2y ago
Oh my god, this is seriously amazing! I stayed up several nights reading it, and I finally finished it. It's so good! I'm not only reviewing it after finishing the whole thing, but it's absolutely fantastic. The entire story is so delicate, heartwarming, and filled with happiness. I was the kind of person who couldn't stop smiling like a proud aunt the whole time ❤️. It's so good!
32 likes2y ago
It's good, but please update more often, there aren't enough for the kids, and I never expected I'd be on the wrong side.
31 likes3y ago
First of all, the author's writing is superb; many sentences are evocative and heartwarming. Our Fu Xing has a sweet romance. Honestly, Captain Xing's lazy fishing style is the most exciting and addictive fishing style I've ever read—he's an incredibly skilled fisherman! Fu Bao is also a cute, socially awkward, but handsome and incredibly talented guy. Both are strong!
22 likes1y ago
The plot of this book is quite good, but the later parts where fans refer to the characters as "idols" feels a bit disjointed. I personally follow idols. Idols are involved in stage performances, singing, dancing, and rapping, while esports players are involved in gaming. I feel that calling esports players "idols" is a bit incongruous and felt a little strange while reading. [Salute]
21 likes4mo ago
I really love this dynamic! Xing Yan is such a great daddy-like boyfriend! [Please update more often!]
21 likes2y ago