Everyone Cultivates Immortality: After I Quit Being a Simp, I Became a God

Two thousand years after the spiritual qi revival, humanity returned to an age of civilization in the wake of disaster. Order was restored, and society prospered.

The ninth-tier powerhouse, Dawn Sword Venerable, returned to his student days. Seeing the woman he'd spent his whole life fawning over, he waved her away and decided to live for those who loved him in this life, severing the bonds of his past relationship for good.

And yet…

“Dawn, why aren't you replying to my messages?”

“Dawn, can we go back to how things used to be…”

“Dawn, I like you. Let's be together!”

Dawn turned to look at the goddess of his past. “Hah, I'm not a simp anymore!”

In this age when everyone cultivates immortality, high school graduates are stumped by the bewildering array of university majors.

“Don't choose sword cultivation at university! I studied hard for two and a half years and finally learned to fly on my sword, but now flying swords are banned in all the big cities. I'm a dignified sword cultivator, yet I have to take a taxi to get around. Most importantly... the first page of the sword manual says to slay your beloved. This major doesn't let you date!”

“Kids from ordinary families should avoid alchemy and talisman crafting. The cost of gaining experience in alchemy and drawing talismans is enough to drain your family's savings!”

“Listen to me, brothers. You have to choose body cultivation! Not only will you get a perfect physique, it'll save you a ton of money... Enough talk, I'm off to get a hair transplant!”

“Don't study the ninja major abroad! I've been studying for five years and still can't summon a whole toad!”

“Curvy girls should study as priests. They really do have healing powers!”