One Piece: Fusing with Orochimaru, Beating Up Momonosuke

Name: One Piece: Fusing with Orochimaru, Beating Up Momonosuke
Author: I Just Won't Listen

海贼：融合大蛇丸，暴揍桃之助

by I Just Won't Listen (就是说不听)

Status: Completed
Length: 1.6M Words
Genre: Anime Fanfiction
Updated: 3y ago
Source: Fanqie

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Synopsis

[Joining the Crew] + [Slow Burn] + [Gradually Going Off the Rails]

Xiao Ling, a superfan of One Piece, transmigrates into the world of One Piece. He thought his knowledge of the original story would let him sail smoothly through it.

But when he saw the people of the One Piece world, he realized he was just like Ye Gong, who claimed to love dragons but panicked when he saw one.

“How can there be a lion that big? That terrifying presence... I'm scared.”

“How can there be giants? What if they blow me away in one breath? I'd better stay out of their way.”

“This is terrifying. Nami and Robin really are that big!”

“This world is too terrifying. I miss Blue Star so much.”

Garp and Sengoku: “The vice captain of the Straw Hats is terrifying, both in strength and in his way of thinking. We can't let our guard down.”

Akainu: “Xiao Ling must be eliminated at any cost!”

Nami, Usopp, and Chopper: “Is Xiao Ling really that strong? He's one of our crew!”

Xiao Ling: “Luffy! Zoro! Save me!”

(The protagonist is pathetic and weak in the early stages, then takes off in the middle and later stages. Don't read if that's not your thing.)

(Updating 8,000 words a day, aiming for a million.)

The protagonist is a coward and weak in Volume One. If you don't like that, you can skim it. Volume Two focuses on research and has a dark tone, with his personality gradually turning into Orochimaru's. If you don't want to read about a coward, you can go straight to the first chapter of Volume Two and just skim Volume One.

Other names

I’m the Straw Hat Crew’s Vice Captain, and I Simply Can’t Be Killed我，草帽团副船长，根本杀不死Former title · until Oct 2026

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2.2kReads

8.0Score

155Shelves

305Listens

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Hehehe 😏, that's great👍🏾. I hope I can find someone to marry Aunt Snake. 😏
79 likes4y ago
I don't want this either, but the gender of the protagonist is Orochimaru, so you understand😏😏😏
75 likes4y ago
In fact, I think this is good. Don't turn into a girl 🥺 🥺. Sometimes I would rather he be asexual than have a gender. Maybe it's selfish, but don't become a girl 🥺 🥺 I really like this novel 😘😘
59 likes4y ago
The theme is very good, I just hope I won't be timid again later.
54 likes4y ago
I'm so touched that I finally have a slightly normal protagonist. Obviously, in reality, most people get scared when they see a gangster, and they want to run away when they are surrounded by five or six people, but in the novel, it is not "normal" not to kill a tiger at the beginning, or to fight ten knife-wielding gangsters by one person.
53 likes4y ago
The writing is quite good, but I have a very big question, that is, how can Gray Wolf and Spongebob get a green card? If nothing else, these two are really bugs. Let's not talk about Spongebob, just the terrifying invention of Gray Wolf. Power, that's simply invincible, okay? Moreover, Spongebob is immortal and can absorb water without limit. You say he is invincible. The key is that he ignores damage. So I have a very big question, why are these two just green cards? I can't figure it out, I can't figure it out.
49 likes4y ago
Apart from being too cowardly, it's still pretty good.
46 likes4y ago
Later, you can let the protagonist and Sauron cp. ? I feel like a pervert
45 likes4y ago
I read it for a long time but forgot to rate it. Now I will focus on this book. Why did Ultraman not eat snail noodles after defeating Pleasant Goat and Big Big Wolf dominated Gou Xiong Ridge? Is it because Conan and Dio paused time? Or is it because Grandpa Niu's true identity as the Dragon King God of War shocked them. In Grandpa Niu's anger, 30,000 soldiers surrounded them, but they were not afraid at all, because Crayon Shin-chan came to support them later.
39 likes4y ago
Currently, I am the only Pirates fanfic that I don't think I can get enough of, I love watching it👀 🍉🍉🍉🍉🍉🍉🍉🍉🍉🍉🍉🍉🍉🍉🍉🍉🍉🍉🍉🍉🍉🍉🍉🍉🍉🍉🍉🍉🍉
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