Showbiz: You Told Me to Film a Dating Show, and I Made Dilraba Cry!

Name: Showbiz: You Told Me to Film a Dating Show, and I Made Dilraba Cry!
Author: Psyduck and Meowth

娱乐：让你拍恋综，你气哭热芭！

by Psyduck and Meowth (可达鸭与喵喵怪)

Status: Ongoing
Length: 422k Words
Genre: Urban
Subgenre: Urban High-Concept
Updated: 3y ago
English: Request a translation

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Synopsis

Welcome to the country's top-tier star dating show, Heart Signal!

Host: “Chen Yu, as the only civilian guest this season, I'm sure you know a thing or two about romance.”

“So here's a question that's baffled people for centuries: What should you do when your girlfriend has cramps during her period?”

Chen Yu: “?”

“That's a centuries-old problem?”

“I bet most guys would say, ‘Drink more hot water.’”

“Then their girlfriends would definitely call them clueless.”

“In that situation, you have to do the opposite and gently tell her...”

“Baby, drink less cold water.”

Host: “...”

Bystanders: “...”

Director: “...”

“And that's what you call doing the opposite?!”

Audience: “Pfft... Drink less cold water?! Dude, you're such a flirt!”

Dilraba: “Chen Yu, I can't sleep. Could I ask you for a favor?”

Chen Yu: “What is it?”

Dilraba: “When I couldn't sleep as a kid, my mom would sing to me by my bed. If she sang three songs, I'd be fast asleep.”

Chen Yu frowned and thought for a moment.

“Going to find your mom at this hour won't be easy.”

Dilraba: “Why does everyone else get paired with a perfect match, while I'm stuck with this clueless wrecking ball?!”

Netizen: “Wait, how come these two are still dating even though the show is over?”

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