You Told Me to Tone Down My Singing, and Now Mimi and Reba Are Throwing Themselves at Me

During a livestream, streamer Jiang Yao sees a young woman about to jump into a river and awakens the Heavenly Voice System. One song pulls her back from the edge. From then on, Jiang Yao goes on a total rampage. His song “It’s Shameful to Be Lonely” sparks a wave of romance across college campuses. Confession candles fill an entire street, and a security guard breaks down crying as he holds a fire extinguisher: “I can’t put them all out! There are just too many!” His song “I Crossed the Ocean to See You” makes every couple in a long-distance relationship cry their eyes out, then rush to buy plane tickets to reunite. Over a million people log on at once, crashing the airlines’ booking systems! When everyone thinks this is his peak, Jiang Yao tells them it’s only the beginning! During a livestream, his song “Father” sends a delinquent straight to the construction site to apologize to his old father, kneeling and sobbing uncontrollably. At a gala, his song “My Chinese Heart” inspires overseas students to return home in droves, crying as they vow to serve their country. When Jiang Yao opens his livestream dashboard, he finds a string of new follower notifications. Reba: Jiang Yao, would you sing a song for me? Boss Yang: I know a few tricks. I’d like to discuss them with you in private. Little Zifeng: Big brother, can we meet? Jiang Yao: Sorry, I’ve never met a problem that one of my songs couldn’t solve. And if there is one? Sorry, there really isn’t!