The Nameless Senior Brother

I've been exceptionally talented ever since I was a child. I could learn anything just by looking at it. Unfortunately, I never showed this ability from the day I was born. The reason was that, just after I was born in a Tokyo hospital, I heard my parents discussing what to name me. At first, I thought my surname, Yongheng, sounded pretty good. It was right up my alley. But I never expected my full name to be Yongheng Fugui. I was completely stunned. I immediately rebelled. Even though I couldn't read yet, I hated the name. To my utter disbelief, my parents agreed on it right away. By now, I've earned titles such as the world's greatest designer, the world's greatest academic professor, the world's greatest artistic genius, the world's only angel of salvation, and the world's richest person. But I don't accept any of them, because those reporters all want to know my real full name. Whenever I tell them, the whole world laughs itself to death. Perhaps the gods above took pity on me, or perhaps it was something else, but I transmigrated. To keep the tragedy from repeating itself, I ended up just as miserable as I was in my previous life. I never expected that even in a world of cultivation, there would be people so hopeless at naming children. My name is Wuqiong Yuanshi. I have no good luck, no System, and no cheats of any kind. I was born in a rundown temple. After the two monks who named me carved my name onto a stone tablet, they abandoned me and left. Later, an immortal passing by rescued me. To keep anyone from learning my name, I began living a low-key life in this new incarnation.