Naruto: Livestreaming from the Pure Land, Reaping the Sharingan

I transmigrate as Gekko Hayate. Kage Level big shots in the Pure Land teach him ninjutsu: Flying Thunder God, Impure World Reincarnation, and Wood Release: Advent of a World of Flowering Trees. Hayate makes two wishes. His first goal is to survive until the end. His second is to have a child with Yugao and live a quiet life together. But the abilities of the big shots he can communicate with in the Pure Land ensure that Hayate’s life will be anything but ordinary. Sasuke: Hayate, I want you to be my master. You’re way better than Orochimaru. Obito: I don’t want Rin anymore. Just stop beating me up. Third Hokage: You’re the Fifth Hokage now. Mei Terumi: Come to the Land of Water, and I’ll be all yours. Hayate has no choice but to return to the scene. With one man and one blade, he’ll turn the entire Hokage world upside down!