Host, Don't Blow Everything Up. I'll Give You a Back Door
宿主别炸了，我给你开后门
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- Completed
- Length
- 462k Words
- Genre
- Ancient Romance
- Subgenre
- Ancient Romance High-Concept
- Updated
- 2y ago
- Source
- Fanqie
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The Heroine Is Lazy but Powerful, and Never Hides Her Secret Identity
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Short, Complete, Sweet Romance to Finish in One Sitting
Very sweet, complete, short.
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A Hilarious Transmigration Story: The Heroine Is Funny and Capable, and the Male Lead Spoils Her
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Any Hilarious Novels? Hurry Up and Name Some!
Please recommend some good books! I've been looking for nearly two weeks and still haven't found anything. I'm about to go crazy.
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Completed Stories That Make You Laugh Until Your Stomach Hurts, Any Era Is Fine, I Have Run Out of Books
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The Prince Is Wounded on the Battlefield, and the Princess Reveals Her Secret Identity to Join the Fight: Super Sweet and Doting
Books So Funny the Neighbor's Dog Would Bark at You for Making Noise in the Middle of the Night
A Shameless, Sneaky, Hilarious Protagonist, the Kind Who’ll Make You Double Over Laughing
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Looking for a Story With a First Chapter That Makes You Want to Keep Reading
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Laugh-Out-Loud Stories with a Satisfying Ending
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All Kinds of Crown Princes
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Stories About Transmigrating to Ancient Times That’ll Make Your Stomach Hurt From Laughing
Transmigrate to ancient times. Something funny, with a male lead who dotes on the female lead.
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Very nice! Big cheers for the author! [Send heart][Send heart][Send heart] The author is great, he writes well, keep up the good work! [Code to live][code to live][code to live]
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This is a funny article, the kind that makes you laugh from beginning to end. If you are unhappy in life, I highly recommend reading this book to ensure you are happy and joyful [making faces] Come on, author💪There are many jokes in the article, I am very happy, I wish you many blessings, good articles continue to shine!
So far, this book is quite good. It's very funny. I laughed so hard in the middle of the night that my stomach hurt. It's worth recommending, but I feel that the emotional line may be a little less, but the heroine and the prince get along like an old married couple. Recommendations[top posts][top posts][top posts]
🔮Good looking! Very funny! Laugh from beginning to end The male protagonist is doting and pampering, while the female protagonist is weird and "crazy" First time meeting, The heroine took off the hero's shoes and ran away Heroine~Prime Minister's Young Daughter~Murong Jiao Male protagonist~His Royal Highness the Crown Prince~Xie Qianchen ❤️🔥Xie Qianchen: "Oh, no one else, it's just a marriage." ❤️🔥First meeting: Xie Qianchen starts to exude air conditioning "Miss, how long are you going to hold on to my sleeve?" ❤️🔥Xie Qianchen looked her up and down, "Oh, I've never seen one with eyes on the back of the head. The limbs are uncoordinated, and the mouth is equivalent to a girl without one. " ❤️🔥 "It seems that my wife was having a great time chatting while I was away." ❤️🔥Xie Qianchen stepped forward and approached her, "Everything in the Crown Prince's Palace is decided by the Crown Princess, including me." ❤️🔥Xie Qianchen pulled her closer, "You are not my wife. Whose wife do you want to be? Huh?" ❤️🔥Xie Qianchen leaned on her shoulders and hugged her tightly, His voice was a little hoarse and he said: "Little girl, come back to me first next time to report that you are safe, okay?"
It's good-looking and funny, and everyone has a happy ending. I hated the other two princes at first, but then I vaguely realized that King Jing was good, but I didn't expect King An to be the same, and he liked it very much. The two princesses were also very good, Ruan Xingzhu was hateful and pathetic, and there was Sanshun. All in all, it looks great, I like it very much
The content is very lively and interesting, and the author also plays jokes. It is very interesting and funny. The heroine is professional in doing things, and the content is also very exciting. Each character has its own unique characteristics. I suggest you update it more. This book is worth reading twice [like] [like] [like] [love]
Dear author, please update! So pretty! ! ! I almost burst out laughing.
Nice! The plot is humorous! I like it very much. I hope the author will update it soon.
It's really good-looking and very funny, but it's not just funny, it has a story line, and the heroine is also very reliable.