Host, Don't Blow Everything Up. I'll Give You a Back Door
宿主别炸了，我给你开后门
- Status
- Completed
- Length
- 462k Words
- Genre
- Ancient Romance
- Subgenre
- Ancient Romance High-Concept
- Updated
- 3y ago
- English
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- Shock! The Crown Princess Is About to Blow Up the Capital惊！京城要被太子妃炸没了Alternate title on Fanqie
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It's really good! Keep up the good work, author! 💕💕💕 Author, well written, keep up the good work! [Bookmarked][Bookmarked][Bookmarked]
💕💕💕Great job! Please update more, author! [Requesting a massive update!]
This is a hilarious story, the kind that will make you laugh from beginning to end. If you're feeling down in life, I highly recommend reading this; it's guaranteed to cheer you up! 😜 Keep up the good work, author! 💪 The story is full of funny moments and very enjoyable. Best wishes for many more great stories to come!
So far, this book is pretty good. It's hilarious; I laughed until my stomach hurt in the middle of the night. It's worth recommending. I just feel that the romance might be a little lacking, but the relationship between the female lead and the crown prince is like that of an old married couple. Highly recommend! [Upvote][Upvote][Upvote]
🔮So good! So funny! I laughed from beginning to end. The male lead is doting and indulgent, while the female lead is quirky and "crazy." First meeting, The female lead then took off the male lead's shoes and ran away. Female lead ~Prime Minister's youngest daughter~Murong Jiao Male lead ~ His Highness the Crown Prince ~ Xie Qianchen ❤️🔥 Xie Qianchen: "Heh, nothing more than an arranged marriage."
It's entertaining and funny, with a happy ending. I initially disliked the other two princes, but later I vaguely realized Prince Jing was a good person, but I was surprised to find Prince An was also good. I really liked him. The two princesses were also wonderful. Ruan Xingzhu was both hateful and pitiful, and so was San Shun. In short, it's a very good show, I absolutely loved it!
The content is very lively and interesting, and the author also uses internet slang and references, making it very funny and entertaining. The female lead is a professional troublemaker, and the story is excellent. Each character has their own unique traits. I suggest the author update more often; this book is definitely worth reading twice! 👍👍👍🥰
Author, please keep updating! It's so good!!! I almost laughed myself to death.
It's great! The plot is humorous and witty! I love it so much, I hope the author updates soon!
It's really good, especially funny, but it's not just about comedy; there's a storyline, and the female lead is very reliable.