Siheyuan: I Say You're Sick, So You Must Be

Name: Siheyuan: I Say You're Sick, So You Must Be
Author: Big Round Watermelon

四合院：我说你们有病，指定有病

by Big Round Watermelon (圆滚滚的大西瓜)

Status: Ongoing
Length: 109k Words
Genre: Urban
Subgenre: Urban Farming
Updated: 3y ago
Source: Fanqie

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No morals + absurd humor + sly tricks + terrible puns + comedy. After transmigrating into the world of Birds Full of the Courtyard, he becomes a psychiatrist. Liu Jianshe says: I’m a psychiatrist. If I say you’re sick, then you’re sick. Silly Zhu is a simp? No! You’re not a simp, you’re a lunatic! It’s a kind of delusional disorder, and you need an amputation from the eyebrows down. Yi Zhonghai is using moral blackmail? No! You’re sick too. One slap, and you’re cured on the spot! Years later, looking at the lunatics filling the courtyard, Liu Jianshe says: You animals should thank me for curing you of your insanity!

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