Lu Jiangping crossed the courtyard and faced a flock of birds.
Using martial arts sixty years ahead of his time, he beat them all down.
Stealing someone's partner?
“Never mind the truth for now, Silly Zhu. What exactly have you done?!”
Unable to have children?
“Xu Damao, are you trying to turn a woman into a living, breathing tool for insemination?!”
Stealing someone else's buns?
“Sister Qin, you wouldn't want everyone to find out about this, would you?”
And that wasn't all.
Lu Jianping wore a sinister grin as he began to fan the flames...
The commotion grew too big to ignore. The police arrived and knocked the whole bunch of troublemakers flat…
It's such a mess that I don't even know what to write unless I load it with a super understanding.