Livestream Antics: My Fans Beg Me to Do Something Decent

(The civil service exams are both a bust, so I'm back to updating regularly.)

[Livestream + comedy + no female lead + System + outrageous stunts]

Meng Xing transmigrates and gets a livestream stunt System.

System: “I'll randomly assign you a bizarre task. You have to complete it.”

Meng Xing: “What happens if I can't?”

System: “A random part of your body will shrink by one centimeter.”

Meng Xing: “...”

So Meng Xing goes wild with stunts on his livestream, completing one bizarre challenge after another:

[Dress up as a ghost in the woods and scare a couple meeting up into wetting themselves]

[Go to a graveyard in the middle of nowhere at night and teach the ghosts a lesson in materialism]

[Blast the Great Compassion Mantra through a loudspeaker at a cheap hotel on Valentine's Day]

[Bring nothing but a bag of Want Want gift snacks the first time he visits his future father-in-law]

Meng Xing becomes a sensation!

He's now a top livestreamer with tens of millions of followers!

Fans: “Wow, you really don't do a single thing that has anything to do with being a person.”

Meng Xing: “Oh? Then take a look at these.”

[Help a child who was abducted years ago find their birth parents]

[Help the police catch a spy who has been hiding for years]

[Help rid the entertainment industry of illiterate celebrities who failed nine exams]

Netizens exclaim: “We've never seen such a handsome, adorable, positive-energy streamer who knows how to put on a show!”