[A shameless System + showbiz + goofy comedy + obscure actress Lang Xiaoyue x down-and-out, sharp-tongued young doctor + happy ending + sweet everyday romance]
Obscure actress Lang Xiaoyue has gotten herself into trouble.
To drive out the unclean thing in her home, she invited in a peach branch to ward off evil.
She failed to get rid of the dirty thing and ended up summoning a peach tree spirit instead. She also got bound to a sweet-romance System.
Like an assembly line, the shameless System keeps sending all kinds of men to this committed single woman. At last, a down-and-out, sharp-tongued proctologist wins her heart, and their sweet everyday romance begins.
Lang Xiaoyue and Dr. Yu each hold open one cheek of a child’s snowy-white butt, aiming an infrared lamp at the hemorrhoids.
Lang Xiaoyue says mournfully, “So this is the giant lychee you wanted to show me?”
Dr. Yu says, “Tsk, look at that fair, tender little butt. It’s just like the lychees Yang Guifei ate back in the day!”
At a fashion gala, the actresses, all dressed to the nines, bat their eyes at the bigwigs. Lang Xiaoyue is the only one weaving through the crowd, frantically handing out business cards. “This is my boyfriend. He’s got a butt-load of skill at treating hemorrhoid pain. If you’re sick, go see him. Mention my name for a discount…”
