Panda Spirit! You Signed Up for a Talent Show, Not a Dating Show!

Name: Panda Spirit! You Signed Up for a Talent Show, Not a Dating Show!
Author: The Pork Tenderloin on a Diet

熊猫精！你上的是选秀不是恋综啊

by The Pork Tenderloin on a Diet (减肥的里脊)

Status: Completed
Length: 372k Words
Genre: Two Male Leads
Updated: 1y ago
English: Request a translation

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Synopsis

Dual male leads + metaphysics + entertainment industry + idol survival show + livestreaming + goofy comedy + sweet romance

Naturally charming panda spirit, a flirt × short-tempered Ghost Emperor who loves fluffy things

Jiang Yuan, a panda spirit who had slept for a thousand years, woke up one spring day when the weather was warm and flowers were blooming. The vibrant spring stirred his heart, so he promptly sought out a younger clan member who was thriving in the human world and tactfully expressed his wish to find a handsome, strong bear for a sweet romance.

Then he was talked into joining an idol survival show, where he was supposed to be little more than a background extra.

Jiang Yuan's eyes lit up at once. They were all young humans, sure, but every one of them was handsome and well-built. He was so in!

And so, among all the trainees working themselves to the bone to make their debut, Jiang Yuan's behavior gradually took a different turn:

When Trainee A hid his face and cried over his initial evaluation, Jiang Yuan put an arm around him and comforted him with care.

When Trainee B felt miserable because he couldn't stay on pitch for the theme song, Jiang Yuan took his hand and gently reassured him.

When Trainee C suddenly fell ill after staying up late to practice, Jiang Yuan brought him tea and water and looked after him attentively.

And so, this genuinely lazy panda spirit, who couldn't lift a finger or tell one grain from another, and whose cultivation depended entirely on sleeping and eating, somehow survived round after round of brutal eliminations thanks to his fans' mischievous tastes. He turned a perfectly good idol survival show into a dating show!

Younger clan member (stunned): Y-Young Ancestor... I never knew you were such a player...

Jiang Yuan (smugly): Silly child, pandas don't believe in sticking with just one partner!

Jiang Yuan's number-one fan, the short-tempered Ghost Emperor Ting Yu (with a kindly smile): Little panda spirit, say that again?

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73Reads · 30 days

66.8kReads · all time

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