Cultivation with Cheats: How Can I Still Lose to Everyone?

After spending half his life as a slacker, a System suddenly shows up? The Evenly Matched System has been activated… “You sinister little man, you were hiding your cultivation level?” “Just what era are you an old monster from?” “This child's talent is truly terrifying. He has the makings of a Great Emperor…” “An Evenly Matched System? Is this a cheat? I haven't cheated! Anyway, what does this System do?” “Ding… Everything made by the System is top quality. This System is called the All Things Evenly Matched System. As the name suggests, it grants the Host the ability to match any target in any attribute, fifty-fifty.” “Huh? Doesn't that mean I can't beat anyone? That's completely useless!” … “Please do not doubt this System, Host. Being evenly matched means no one can defeat you, though you also won't be able to kill your opponent.” “Even that vicious dog the old man in the back mountain keeps can't beat me?” … System: Should I just leave, then? “One more reminder: please do not doubt this System, Host, or it may leave you!” “What about the Sect Master?” “That's right! Evenly matched! You can't beat him!” “Holy crap, that's awesome!”