Randomly Got Foxtail Grass? Evolving Until Even the Buddha Fears Me

(A goofy comedy) Human cultivators, demon cultivators, ghost cultivators, devil cultivators, spirit-beast cultivators. All things possess a spirit. What is there that cannot seek the Great Dao? Investiture of the Gods, Shushan, Journey to the West. A cultivation-themed online game that throws all these worlds together. Zhang Jue had hoped to experience the thrill of cultivating as a demon. After all, some players were born with the bloodline of a luan, while others started out as the son of the Azure Ox under Taishang Laojun. But then... How did he end up as a foxtail grass that couldn't even move around?! And the game won't let him delete his character and start over!