The Pretty Supporting Actress Slacks Off on a Dating Show, While the Actor Coaxes Her with Kisses

(Romance Reality Show + Livestream + Comedy)

Jiang Li is bound to a Hater System that requires her to confess her feelings to 99 male celebrities.

Manager: “Keep this up and your career is over!”

Jiang Li: “Over? I think I'm doing great. The combined buzz of everyone ranked second through tenth still doesn't match mine!”

She points at national Best Actor Xie Lanzhou and posts on Weibo: “Xie Lanzhou, you're next!”

Haters: “Jiang the Homewrecker, stay away from our oppa! Get out of the entertainment industry!”

Xie Lanzhou waits from day into night, but the person who was supposed to confess never shows up.

On the romance reality show, Xie Lanzhou wins the right to take Jiang Li on a date with a plate of scallions and dipping sauce.

Jiang Li curses under her breath: That bastard came all this way after me. Is he trying to get revenge?

On their date, Jiang Li asks, “Best Actor Xie, when you eat scallions with dipping sauce, do you dip them with your left hand or your right?”

Xie Lanzhou replies, “My right.”

Jiang Li: “Oh, sorry. I usually dip the sauce with a scallion. We're not right for each other.”

Scumbag ex: “Jiang Li, you turned down Best Actor Xie because you still have feelings for me and want to be with me next episode, don't you?”

Jiang Li: “Who here has to pee? Wake him up with a spray. Anyone with diabetes, sit this one out. We can't let him get even a taste of sweetness. If your pee is dark, go next and teach him a lesson. Anyone with kidney stones, step forward and give him a good knock.”

While the other female celebrities try their hardest to attract the men's attention, Jiang Li lounges on the sofa, cracking sunflower seeds.

Why bother dating? The appearance fee is 500,000. I'll finish the task and go home as soon as I can.

Everyone thinks Best Actor Xie pursuing Jiang Li on the show is just for the cameras, until on their wedding night, Xie Lanzhou pins her against the bed. “I told you more than ten years ago I'd marry you someday. Where do you think you're running now?!”

CP fans: “I'm losing it! My mom asked why I'm watching the livestream on my knees!”