Genshin Impact: Trading Rhyming Couplets with Hu Tao from the Start

Hu Tao: “One, two, three, four, five, up the mountain to beat some hilichurls. Didn’t find any hilichurls, but I ran into Qiqi. Grab her, stuff her in a sack, and bury her alive on the spot.” Xu He, a limerick poet from the banks of the Huangpu River: “Moonlight shines before the grave, looks like sugar frost, white and sweet. I raise my head to gaze at the moon, then lower it to burn Qiqi.” Hu Tao: “Sugar frost, white and bright, sweet and sticky, such a delight.” Xu He: “She loves cake and candy, and grabs zombies fast and handy.” Hu Tao: “Little Qiqi, be a dear, open the door and let us in. There’s a coco-goat outside, with plenty of coconut milk.” Xu He: “Sunlight shines on the Incense Burner Peak, and Xu He walks into Wanmin Restaurant. His mouth waters three thousand feet, but when he checks his pockets, he has no money.” Hu Tao: “Two coffins, two coffins, one with no lid, one with a crack.” Xu He: “By the bridge to the afterlife stands Wangsheng Funeral Parlor, and at midnight a zombie appears beside you.” After getting to know Hu Tao, the transmigrator Xu He starts a bank in Liyue and goes all in on the financial industry.