I’m a Craft Shop Owner, Not a Life Coach

Name: I’m a Craft Shop Owner, Not a Life Coach
Author: No Bottle

是手工店主不是人生导师

by No Bottle (没有瓶子)

Status: Ongoing
Length: 498k Words
Genre: Modern Romance
Subgenre: Modern Romance High-Concept
Updated: 1y ago
Source: Fanqie

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Synopsis

[A little Cthulhu-esque story · mildly eerie · read the warnings carefully]

Green Source Street is a gathering place for Anomalies ranked B or higher. One S-rank Anomaly lives there. It can see through everything and create anything. It is the mother of all Anomalies and the source of all mutations. Yet it harbors no ill will toward humanity. When humans receive an invitation, they can receive a glimpse of their fate from its hands. Sometimes it is an ability, sometimes a cure for contamination. If it is pleased, or the price is right, you might even get an Anomaly of your own.

Green Source Street is forbidden to humans, but it is also humanity's hope in its fight against the Anomalies.

Su Li opened a handicraft shop in another world, but it only gets a customer once every six months. Whenever someone does come in, she greets them warmly and tries every trick in the book to sell them her handmade wares and make a little money.

Later, customers started coming once a week, but they never bought anything. They just wanted to talk about life and ask for advice. It wasn't exactly part of her job, but every time they came, they brought little gifts.

Emmm, maybe she can work as a part-time mentor now and then. They pay so well.

Warnings: A little Cthulhu-esque story, with a doting father-type male lead who is a dog. You can read it as having no romance, since he can turn into a human, you could also call it a pairing, but there won't be any romance scenes.

The heroine's perception is distorted, so she sees things differently, and her thought process is unusual too.

The shop is always warm and cozy, while all kinds of people and monsters fight outside. The story focuses more on the human side and leans toward an ensemble cast.

The key points: Everyone imagines the heroine is incredibly powerful. She's a craftswoman with amazing skills.

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Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah, the white dog master is so doting on me, can you form a CP? Damn, please, please, please make them a good match.
21 likes3y ago
Come on, I really like the content, but there are a lot of typos and unclear sentences.
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I think it's okay, so I'll make do with it, but the author updates very, very slowly. If you want to read it, I suggest you put it on your bookshelf and keep it for a while. Otherwise, you'll only read one or two books in more than half a month. . (*･´ω`･)っ
15 likes3y ago
I'm wondering, does Dabai feel like a nurturing child to the heroine? 🤔
14 likes3y ago
Beautiful!! There are indeed not many people writing about Cthulhu. I feel that the heroine is the incarnation of Azathoth. Although she has a human body, she is still sleeping. Yog-Sothoth doesn't want her to wake up, but he can't refuse her request. Because everything was born in Azathoth's dream. Of course, this is just what I think, and may not be true.
13 likes3y ago
I really like this setting! Jiu Min is really good looking! Author, please update!!! Just look at it! Don't make me kneel down and beg you👊🏻 (twist) (crawl) (roar) (roll) (yell)
10 likes3y ago
The author's writing is very good, but maybe I pay more attention to the protagonist and want to see the story that happens on the protagonist's side, so I don't really want to read the human intrigues, so I won't continue reading this book. Of course, interested friends can take a look, the author's writing is really good!
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I don't want to use a kitten knife. I can't hold my breath while eating.
6 likes3y ago
It's the first time I've seen this kind of genre and it feels pretty good
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It's really well written, very good!!! It's great in terms of description, emotion, and plot. I like it very much!!!!!! I haven't read it for a long time, and Tomato has overwritten my reading history...
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