The God-Tier Eunuch Chef Has the Female Emperor Drooling

Lin Xuan transmigrated into a fantasy world. He thought he would have supreme bloodlines and an heaven-defying constitution, become invincible from the start, and have saintesses and fairy maidens lining up to marry him. But things did not go as he hoped: he received the God of Cookery's legacy. Though it was a divine inheritance, it was utterly useless. In this martial world ruled by humans, gods, immortals, Buddhas, demons, and monsters, no matter how much his cooking moved the heavens and made the earth drool, he was still just a lowly bug anyone could crush to death. But that was not even the worst of it. Lin Xuan was hauled off to the purification chamber, stripped and castrated, and made into the imperial chef and eunuch of the Great Zhou Empress. And that still was not the worst part. The Empress had been extremely irritable these past few days. If even one dish displeased her at mealtime, she would order the entire family of the imperial chef executed. Today, it was Lin Xuan's turn to cook for the Empress...