A Blessed Farmhouse Baby: Turns Out My Parents Are the Worst

Name: A Blessed Farmhouse Baby: Turns Out My Parents Are the Worst
Author: Madam Raccoon

农家福宝：极品竟是我爹娘

by Madam Raccoon (狸猫夫人)

Status: Completed
Length: 308k Words
Genre: Ancient Romance
Subgenre: Slice-of-Life Farming
Updated: 3y ago
English: Request a translation

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Synopsis

[Farming + transmigrate into a book + golden finger System]

After transmigrating into a book, Su Jinqing became the villainess's real daughter, abandoned in the countryside in a tragic novel. Su Jinqing says, “Thanks for asking, I only read the original novel's synopsis. I don't know the plot at all.” System 2B looks at its Host, who seems impossible to control, and makes a pleading gesture. “Follow the plot, do the tasks, please and thank you. Don't make me get down on my knees.”

After transmigrating into the book, she gets an unreliable-looking live-in son-in-law for a father, a slovenly, foul-mouthed mother who never loses an argument, and a new name: Duan Sang Sang.

After seeing her shrewd, smooth-talking eldest aunt, her gentle and timid second aunt, and her two law-abiding uncles, Duan Sang Sang says, “Well, I'll be! I never would've guessed the real oddballs would be my parents!”

But it doesn't matter. As the family's beloved lucky charm, with the System as her golden finger, Sang Sang refuses to believe she can't make a go of life on the farm!

And then there's her older sister, the fake daughter who is the heroine but also a hopeless romantic, tormented by the hero time and again! Sang Sang plants her hands on her hips. “It's fine if I can't help my sister, but you, the brainless hero, get over here. We need to talk...”

The hero: “I'm not going over there. What are you gonna do about it?”

A certain elegant, refined, gentle, and distinguished man grabs the hero by the collar and drags him over to Sang Sang. “Wifey, praise me!”

He even gives author Li Mao a thumbs-up: “That's right, promote me just like that. Keep it up, thanks!”

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224Reads · 30 days

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I really like the female lead's current parents. Unlike many other novels where the female lead's parents are either weak and easily bullied, or overly saintly and easily manipulated by anyone, they're a huge drag on the female lead. Author, keep up the good work, please update! 😘
14 likes4y ago
I gave it five stars because writing was so hard! But some parts weren't written very well. That elixir shouldn't have been used like that; what if everyone came to the female lead for a minor ailment? Being kind is fine, but you can't be a pushover.
7 likes3y ago
I'm curious why the female lead is only pretty while the fake heiress is so beautiful. The female lead's biological parents must be pretty too, so why can't they compare to the fake heiress?
4 likes3y ago
Go Tanuki! I finished that one, and then I binge-read this one all night. The story is great, and the characters are very well-developed. They have their own little schemes, but none of them have particularly awful relatives. That's good, because everyone has their own selfish desires. Sometimes they even have a bit of a goofy side. Tanuki, don't give up! Go Tanuki! I'm sending this to you out of love!
4 likes3y ago
With this blessing, I'm willing to keep watching! If there were no platform limitations, let's continue working on this project. Following your original plan, you'd be in charge of writing, and I'd be responsible for quietly reading, or expressing my feelings and other emotions. That would be great! 😄
2 likes3y ago
It's a really good read. Although the mother is a bit of a jerk, I just love reading stories with edgy or extreme characters.
2 likes3y ago
I like to read dozens of chapters before coming back. My review of this book: Superb! So good, so good, so good! I can't stress this enough. More, more, more... Please update soon!
2 likes3y ago
Okay, okay, okay
1 like2y ago
I personally quite liked it; the pacing was tight and the plot didn't drag.
1 like3y ago
A very loving family, the female lead has a great attitude.
1 like3y ago