
I Can’t Even Take a Bullet, So I Have No Choice but to Live Off Women
连子弹都扛不住的我只好吃软饭了
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- 12mo ago
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Any Books About Blue Archive? There Are Too Few on Tomato Novel
Looking for books similar to *I Can't Even Take a Bullet, So I Have to Live Off Women*.
Any Good Blue Archive Stories?
Any Novels About Azur Lane, Blue Archive, Girls' Frontline, or Arknights?
Any Good Blue Archive (BA) Stories?
Looking for books like *I Can't Even Take a Bullet, So I Have to Live off Others*.
Hand over Every Blue Archive (BA) Novel You’ve Got!
I Want Blue Archive Fics! (*^Ω^*)
Waaah, I'm in a reading slump. Please recommend something! If all else fails, I'll write one myself୧( ⁼̴̶̤̀ω⁼̴̶̤́ )૭
There Are So Few Azur Lane Books on Tomato
Mainly looking for stories where the protagonist is a shipgirl.
Any Good Blue Archive Novels? Preferably One That's Regularly Updated and Has Well-Written Characters
I want to read something like Azure: Becoming the Dream's Little Sister, but Sharing One Body and Two Souls.
Looking for Azur Lane Fanfiction Where the Protagonist Takes the Field
Are there any stories where someone transmigrates into Azur Lane and then brings out the big guns?
Aaaaah! I Want Blue Archive! (Crawling Around in a Dark, Twisted Frenzy...)
Looking for books like Making Waves in Blue Archive.
Anything From Your Browsing History Is Fine. Female-audience Novels Are Fine Too, Since I’m Not the One Reading Them Anyway
Looking for Stories with Hoshino Hoshino as the Sole Female Lead
Haji Yu, Stop Updating BA Kevin and Give Me Some BA Fics Already 😡
Looking for books similar to Blue Archive: Inscription of Salvation.
I’ve Read So Many Tearjerkers I Could Go Crazy, but I’m Already Crazy
Anything with plenty of angst and heartbreak 🔪 Hehe 😀
Are There Any Good Blue Archive Stories?
I'm looking for books like *Blue Archive: Abydos, Picking Up Sunaookami from the Start*.
Blue Archive Student Fanfiction
I remember a book where the protagonist was a mercenary who got a mission from Black Suit to attack Schale and deliver something to Sensei. The item got lost, so the mission failed. It turned out Hoshino had picked it up. I can't find the book now. Can anyone help me track it down?
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I can actually find BA fanfics that are still being updated, as expected of me! There are quite a few people. After all, there aren't many sensei in the country. It's good to have less people. It can reduce those cows, horses and snake gods. Finally, I am Hammurabi, I can legislate laws here!
Good guy, reading the novel makes me think about life😂
Have more ideas of your own This should be Tomato, so it's the best mixed in the archives.
Colonel MacArthur once said: "If the sensei in the BA is used to generate electricity, the Purcell will not need to find endless energy, and the coal country will not need to snatch oil."
Very good, reading this book helped me understand the puzzling aspects of the original BA plot. The responsibility, significance and ability of teachers. Why sensei itself has no great power, only a card that requires a price to be used. Every time I use cards for students, there is never a moment of hesitation. Yes, power that can be obtained without paying a price will always seem cheap. Although he is just an outsider and has a weak body (compared to Kivotos' Superman), he still puts himself in danger again and again for the sake of the students, doing his best and doing everything he can. Sensei is really good at taking on adult responsibilities. Great job, sensei, thank you for everything you do for the students!
By the way, this should be the first Granblue Files fan fiction in Tomato. |•ω•`)
It's a good ba fanfic, but I don't feel very good about the first part. I have a strong sense of déjà vu. This feeling was especially strong during the second chapter of the in-game plot, because I haven't pushed the picture yet... (I have pushed it now) Then I stopped watching it, and decided to keep up the game so that the plot of the game could catch up with the plot of the book before I read it. Otherwise, if there are no characters in the scene pictures that I don't recognize, it would be really uncomfortable to read this novel... Then the little cute little girl from the national server has saved a lot of money, and she will draw Alice on 8.31 And report back.
Broken bones, brothers, wait until I recover and come back! Random thoughts: (Sorry, many brothers have reported that chapters 112-126 are not good to watch. You can move to chapter 127 in advance without affecting the subsequent viewing experience.) (The original characters all have prototypes, which are my childhood sweethearts and relatives.) (Actually, Chapters 112 to 126 are memories from my childhood. When I wrote them, it was the Chinese New Year. It was my first time to celebrate Chinese New Year away from home, and I was celebrating Chinese New Year alone. I also thought of the old man who passed away at home, so I wrote a long list of them. It may not matter to you, but to me, it is a past that cannot be forgotten. The reason why memories are beautiful is that they only happen once. I will try my best to improve this very immature memoir~~)
The good guy went through the blue files, and this is the only one left alive till now.
A good Granblue Files fanfic, it is the one I am most looking forward to at the moment. The one I have is either broken or has been removed from the shelves. I still have high hopes for this book, but it is a pity that there are too few people. Come on, author!