I Can’t Even Take a Bullet, So I Have No Choice but to Live Off Women

Name: I Can’t Even Take a Bullet, So I Have No Choice but to Live Off Women
Author: Xia Zhong

连子弹都扛不住的我只好吃软饭了

by Xia Zhong (夏终)

Status: Completed
Length: 721k Words
Genre: Anime Fanfiction
Updated: 1y ago
English: Request a translation

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Synopsis

[Blue Archive fan fiction + plot-focused + transmigration + daily life + lighthearted + sweet romance + occasional philosophy + brawling]

Feel free to join the group linked in the introduction so we can all go wild together. I'll occasionally post Momotalk messages~

(I've started a new Blue Archive book, too. Feel free to check it out next door~)

(The main focus of this book is reflecting on human shortcomings through everyday life, but not too much. Most of it depicts the mutual trust and reliance that develop between the teacher and the students.)

The story begins in a vast academic city called Kivotos.

The city is enormous, about the size of a country on Earth. Kivotos is home to thousands of schools, large and small, which are divided into several academy districts, forming the academic city.

The students are no ordinary people. Bullets leave them with nothing more than a wound, and being hit by a tank only knocks them unconscious. Their miraculous constitution is mainly thanks to the halos above their heads. Nobody knows where the halos came from. They have no physical form and cannot be touched, and disappear when their owners lose consciousness or fall asleep.

In short, this is a story about school and youth!

(Many readers said the section from chapters 112 to 126 wasn't very enjoyable. You can skip ahead to chapter 127; it won't affect your experience of what follows. I'm sorry, but editing those chapters would mess up the reader comments~~~)

Stats

342Chapters

493Reads · 30 days

149.7kReads · all time

102Shelves

7.7Score

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I can't believe I can still find BA fanfiction that's still being updated! There aren't many people here, which is good, considering there aren't many Sensei (fans of Hammurabi) in China. Fewer people means fewer charlatans. Finally, I am Hammurabi, and I can legislate here!
47 likes3y ago
Wow, reading this novel has made me want to contemplate the meaning of life! 😂
25 likes4y ago
Have more of your own ideas This should be the best-performing one in all of Tomato's archives.
23 likes3y ago
Colonel MacArthur once said, "If we used the Sensei from the BAR to generate electricity, then the Sailor Moon wouldn't need to search for endless energy, and the coal-producing nations wouldn't need to plunder oil."
22 likes3y ago
Very good. Reading this book helped me understand some parts of the original BA storyline that I didn't understand. It addressed the teacher's responsibility, meaning, and abilities. Why didn't Sensei possess great power herself, only a card that required a price to use? Yet, she never hesitated to use the card for her students. Yes, power gained without a price always seems cheap.
20 likes3y ago
This should be the first Azur Lane fanfiction by Tomato, right? |•ω•`)
20 likes4y ago
It's a decent BA fanfic, but I didn't feel too good about the first part. It felt like I was just going through the whole story, especially during the second chapter of the in-game story, because I hadn't progressed through the story yet... (I have now). Then I stopped reading it. I plan to let the game run its storyline catch up with the book's before continuing.
18 likes3y ago
I broke a bone, guys. Wait for me to recover and come back! Random thoughts: (Sorry, many readers have reported that they didn't enjoy chapters 112-126. You can skip to chapter 127 beforehand; it won't affect your reading experience.) (The original characters are all based on real people, my childhood friends and family.) (Actually, chapters 112 to 126 are all my childhood memories.
16 likes3y ago
Good heavens, after going through all the Azure Archives, only this one is still alive.
15 likes3y ago
This is a great Azur Lane fanfiction, and it's the Azur Lane story I'm most looking forward to right now. The ones I have are either unavailable or taken down, so I still have high hopes for this book. It's just a pity there aren't enough people to read it. Good luck, author!
15 likes3y ago