I Still Have One Sword, Even the Gods Must Die

[Sword cultivation + immortality + goofy humor + comedy] Also known as *As Long as I Live Long Enough, I’ll Be Invincible in the World*, *All Are Invincible Within My Sword’s Reach*, and *The Sword Rises* “Tell me, how do you want to die?” “I still have one sword strike left. Watch closely. It’s really cool!” Countless years later. From that day on, a man named Xu the Sword Immortal became famous for slaying eight throne holders with one strike and opening the gates of heaven with another! … “Mom, will you just draw your sword already?” “Xiao Ping’an, run!” “Holy crap…” “Alright, Xiao Ping’an, this is far enough!” In that moment, a sword rose, and one strike leveled the Haotian Sect.