Genshin Impact: I Sell Phones in Teyvat, and Everyone Livestreams

Name: Genshin Impact: I Sell Phones in Teyvat, and Everyone Livestreams
Author: Wind, Forest, Night, Moon

原神：我在原神卖手机，全员直播

by Wind, Forest, Night, Moon (风林夜月)

Status: Completed
Length: 222k Words
Genre: Unknown
Subgenre: Unknown
Updated: 4y ago
Source: Fanqie

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109Chapters

143Reads

6.9Score

21Listens

106.7kReads · all time

Synopsis

[Genshin Impact Fanfiction, Comedy, Everyday Life, Eula as the Sole Female Lead] Klee: “Ta-da! Klee will put on a fish-blasting show for everyone! Jumpy Dumpty!” [Acting Grand Master Jean has entered the livestream.] “Kl… Klee is… is here today to tell everyone… a story about a little girl who blasts fish!” Hu Tao: “Hehe, I’m Hu Tao, the seventy-seventh director of the Wangsheng Funeral Parlor. If you need our services, be sure to come to me! Oh, and followers get twenty percent off, plus a deluxe funeral!” Qiqi: “Qiqi doesn’t livestream!” Hu Tao scoops Qiqi up and sprints toward Wuwang Hill. “Hehe, you don’t get to decide!” “Today, your host caught a living zombie! Everyone, type ‘protect the Wangsheng Funeral Parlor’ in the chat, hehe!” The Very Knowledgeable Adeptus: “Follow the channel, everyone! I’ll tell you stories about Ganyu, Liyue’s secretary, when she was a child!” Arataki Itto: “Welcome to the Arataki Gang! Watch me eat a whole pig in three bites, and keep those tips coming!” Yoimiya: “Thanks for the rocket, Traveler! Hey, I’ll show everyone how to make a rocket!” Paimon points her phone at Zhongli. With a sly grin, the wicked Aether says, “Your Excellency, you wouldn’t want anyone finding out you’re still alive, would you?” But then, in Sumeru, the phone comes into contact with an Akasha Terminal. Holy crap, who put the Sunflower Manual and the Sunflower Scripture into the canned knowledge? That’s attempted murder! Aaaah! “Getting medical treatment through the Akasha Terminal? Are you trying to get yourself killed?”

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