After a Streak of Bad Luck, I Was Sent Abroad to Play the Sneaky One

“You vile beast… Kind sir, I can see that you are entangled in the evil consequences of your karma. You must come to my temple and undergo a period of ascetic training. The Buddha will surely guide you!” Master Kuyuan cheerfully pressed the speech-to-text button. In his other hand, he clutched a Buddhist relic, but in the end, he too met with disaster and got a face full of bouncing relic.

“By my calculations, you are the reincarnation of a jinx, descended into the mortal world. Our temple welcomes you to come and break this fate. No charge!” Daoist Xuanyuan stroked his beard, his kind face beaming as he tapped away at the keyboard.

Everywhere he looked, keyboards, mice, computer towers, and monitors were all covered in yellow talismans, but even that couldn't stop the computers from going up in smoke!

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Two months later, the Buddhist and Taoist establishments had both gone bankrupt.

A mysterious figure handed him a red-headed official document, and from then on, he began traveling the world on the government's dime...

“As long as I'm alive, Hua Country will never build an advanced lithography machine!” In Blue Calendar year 3600, the president of the Free Country declared smugly.

In Blue Calendar year 3601, the president of the Free Country choked to death on a fishbone!

“As long as I'm alive, Mount Qiongtu will never erupt!” The famous scientist from Neon Country, Meichuan Neiyi, confidently announced in a press conference.

The next day, Meichuan Neiyi died in a volcanic eruption.

“As long as I'm alive, the universe belongs to our Simi Country!” The president of Simi Country beamed, holding a patent registration document for the Spring Festival.

A week later, Simi Country officially announced that it had become a territory of the Free Country.