Ah! How Embarrassing! I Just Opened My Eyes and the King of the Underworld Pulled Me into His Arms

Name: Ah! How Embarrassing! I Just Opened My Eyes and the King of the Underworld Pulled Me into His Arms
Author: One Backhanded Slipper

呜！害羞，刚睁眼就被冥王抱进怀

by One Backhanded Slipper (反手就是一拖鞋)

Status: Completed
Length: 1.0M Words
Genre: Ancient Romance
Subgenre: Palace & Household Intrigue
Updated: 3y ago
English: Request a translation

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Synopsis

(Completed) [Satisfying revenge + sweet romance with no angst + spirit spring pocket dimension + weapons arsenal]

A charming, bold, and dramatic princess consort vs. a possessive, chaste prince who's a master flirt

Su Tang is a genius military doctor trained in both Chinese and Western medicine. She wields a scalpel with uncanny skill in her left hand and a sniper rifle with speed and precision in her right. After transmigrating to a mass grave, she lands with a bomb in the arms of a handsome man, transforming from a spoiled, useless young lady into a domineering princess consort who doesn't hesitate to beat people up.

At home, she punches her scumbag father, kicks her wicked stepmother, and poisons her scheming younger sister. Outside, she empties the imperial treasury, beats the tyrant emperor senseless, and infuriates the dowager empress. When enemy troops foolishly invade, she serves up poison with their meals, loads up on bullets, and carries bombs by the sackful. She makes the court officials of three kingdoms cry with her modern weapons, and while she's at it, cleans out the private treasuries of the seventy-two consorts in the harem.

With the script of the leading heroine in her hands, she shocks the entire court and becomes an empress who rules the martial world!

But she never expected the handsome prince to be so clingy. She kills, and he hands her the knife. She poisons, and he disposes of the bodies. She goes to sleep, and he climbs into her bed!

By day, Su Xiaotang is a peerless physician and poison expert who slaps faces without mercy. At night, she leans pitifully against a certain man's chest.

“Your Highness, my hand hurts. Blow on it for me.”

Jun Yeming holds the dramatic woman in his arms, his eyes red-rimmed. “Tangtang, you've melted my heart with your sweetness. Don't believe me? I'll cut it out and give it to you!”

The court officials of the three kingdoms: “We're crying! She beats people and still shows off their romance. That's a wound to the heart!”

The royal families of the three kingdoms: “What? You have a problem with the little darling we all dote on? Strip them of their posts! Whoever dares bully our little Tangtang, we'll hunt them down no matter how far they run!”

A crowd of martial artists comes rushing over. “You bullied our alliance leader? Get them!”

(The heroine is bold and domineering in front of everyone, but playful and sweet in front of the male lead. Strong male lead + strong heroine, the heroine is adored by her whole family, and the couple are each other's first and only, with plenty of sweetness!)

Other names

I Opened My Eyes in a Mass Grave, and the Imperial Physician Stole the Prince's Heart睁眼乱葬岗，医妃炸翻王爷心尖尖Alternate title on Fanqie

Stats

481Chapters

11.7kReads · 30 days

2.5MReads · all time

914Shelves

9.3Score

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The female lead is decisive and efficient in handling matters. She is not a saintly white lotus, but rather cool and beautiful, making for a very enjoyable and satisfying watch. Novels should be enjoyed reading, read them in one go, and you won't regret it! Highly recommended! (((O(*ﾟ▽ﾟ*)o))) Also, the romance between the male and female leads is so sweet! 💗 I love it! 😘 Another completed historical romance novel is also super enjoyable, yay! 🌹
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Ahhh! This show is sooooo good! It's totally my cup of tea! The female lead is decisive and ruthless, and the male lead is amazing too—a true power couple. And the best part is, the female lead might even become the group's darling later on! 😂 —That's just my guess.
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It's a great watch. The female lead is decisive in her love and hate, ruthless, and a master of both medicine and poison, with top-notch martial arts skills. She also possesses a spatial ability and access to firearms and ammunition. The male lead is also an extremely powerful figure, a veritable "living Yama." It's truly a powerful duo.
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A five-star review on the spot Satisfying revenge story ◆ Humorous writing style Female lead: Su Tang Male lead: Jun Mingye ※※※Sweet✌※※※CP A master of both medicine and poison, ruthless in punishing scum. With a few quick words, she could crush her opponent. Highly recommended – guaranteed to look great If you don't like it, I'll come and pull your hair along the internet cable.
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