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Genshin Impact: I'm Not a Chef

原神：我不是厨子

by The Saltiest Fish (最咸的那条鱼)

Status: Completed
Length: 387k Words
Genre: Anime Fanfiction
Updated: 4y ago
English: Request a translation

Synopsis

[System + Slice of Life]

To wheedle a Vision out of Rex Lapis and unlock his Constellation, Ye Shui weighs his options and decides to open a grilled fish shop. But all these people are freeloading deadbeats who put their meals on credit. If you're going to be so shameless, don't blame me for being ruthless.

Lord Barbatos, fruit wine is so dull. I have some Water of Life from Snezhnaya, mixed with antifreeze.

Sister Ningguang, you need someone who can keep people's spirits steady. There's someone at Wangsheng Funeral Parlor who fits the bill!

Mr. Zhongli, I have a job with great pay, little work, and no fixed hours. Interested?

You want me to teach the Raiden Shogun how to cook? Why not just ask me to become the Raiden Shogun? That would be easier. Do you know how long Xiangling was out of commission after watching the Raiden Shogun cook?

Yae Miko? I think she might as well change her name to Yae Tofu. Sounds like a shop name, doesn't it? She smells like tofu from head to toe. What's the big deal about changing her name?

What do I do?

“Boss, two jin of lean roast beef. Not a trace of fat on it, sliced nice and thin. Then two jin of fatty beef, not a trace of lean meat on it, sliced into fine strips.”

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