I Opened a Worry-Free Shop in Journey to the West

Su Yi transmigrated into Journey to the West as an ordinary mortal and awakened a search engine System. The System can provide a 100 percent accurate answer to any question. If a question has no answer, the System can solve it using its power. Even if an ordinary mortal wants to kill a sage, the System can do it as long as they can pay the price. With this System, Su Yi opened a shop called the Worry Relief Shop and started doing business. To his surprise, his first customer was Monkey King, who even became a shop clerk. From then on, business at the Worry Relief Shop never let up. The Three Xiao: Boss, we want to escape the Investiture of the Gods. Can you resolve this worry? The Jade Emperor: Boss, I want to become a sage. Can you resolve this worry? Zhenyuanzi: Boss, I want to avenge my old friend. Can you resolve this worry? Su Yi: There’s no worry in this world I can’t resolve! Monkey King: Boss, have I earned enough commission to become a sage? At last, on the very day the monkey was supposed to be suppressed, he became a sage right there on the spot, and the Worry Relief Shop’s fame spread far and wide! Everyone lost interest in pushing Journey to the West forward. All they wanted was to visit the Worry Relief Shop and have their worries resolved. The Three Pure Ones: Today, we give up our positions as Heavenly Dao sages and return to cultivating the Great Way of Primordial Chaos! The Two Western Sages: Why bother with the calamity? Who knew the Three Thousand Great Ways included a Great Way of Dodging Debts? Today, we’ll just default on our Heavenly Dao merits. Hongjun was dumbfounded: Please, senior, help me take down the Heavenly Dao!