My Wicked Disciple’s Master Is Frail and Delicate

[Two Male Leads + Woman Transmigrates into a Man + Younger, Beloved by All + Redemption + One-on-One, Both Chaste]

I woke up to find I’d become a sect master with a sterling reputation. I should have been thrilled, but the heavens don’t distinguish between men and women, which really takes the fun out of it.

Fortunately, I seem to have several exceptionally powerful disciples.

I’m deeply gratified. My eldest disciple has boundless strength, my second disciple can wield absolute power, my third disciple rules the world of poisons, and my fourth... I hear he defected. I haven’t found out why yet. My fifth knows astronomy and geography, my sixth is a master of the mystical arts, and my seventh... seems to have an incredibly impressive background. He’s a prince, the kind who’ll inherit the throne one day, so he can do whatever he wants.

As the saying goes, what are disciples for? Answer: to protect their master, cherish their master, and honor him as the father who gave them a second life. If they disobey or neglect their duties, they’ll be struck by lightning.

So why aren’t my disciples following the saying?

The disciples’ take: What did you think we took a master for?

Number One: Sparring partner. [Master, pick a weapon! ...Take that!]

Number Two: Guinea pig. [Master, be a good boy. I just brewed a new batch of pills. Will you open your mouth yourself, or should I pry it open for you?]

Number Three: Master, have you fed the silver ring snake? And the five-step spider’s claws need trimming.

Number Four: I was framed! I really didn’t trick anyone into selling you!

Number Five: Master, you got this character wrong. You’ve been practicing with me for a year, so how are you still writing like a dog? Copy it 300 times as punishment.

Number Six: Master, if you fall into one of my traps again, I’ll put sharpened logs and bear traps in it next time.

Number Four: Ruan Siyuan, come over and shake hands with Spare Ribs [the tiger]!

So one day, I made up my mind: I was going to find someone powerful to back me.