I Fused with the Rumble-Rumble Fruit! The Icy School Beauty Tricked Me into Slaying Gods

【Devil Fruit】+【Ninjutsu】+【Zanpakuto】+【Invincible】 Su Yang encounters a thousand-year-old corpse worm on a bus in the middle of the night, and his life hangs by a thread. Luckily, a cool and aloof campus beauty arrives just in time. Amid a whirlwind of peach blossoms, the monster is driven away. Under the threats and temptations of his senior, Su Yang begins to awaken his supernatural ability. However, all he awakens is an F-rank natural-type ability: a microcurrent massage device. Luckily, Su Yang unlocks the “Mercenary Plunder System”! As long as he pays, he can hire formidable characters to plunder all kinds of supernatural abilities and magical items from other worlds! Su Yang pays ten yuan to hire Old Li, who takes an Italian cannon to the world of One Piece and steals the Rumble-Rumble Fruit! He hires Eunuch Yu of the Eastern Depot to seize the Rinnegan from Konoha! He hires the underworld’s Confucius Sage to snatch the Jade Chamber from Teyvat... After that, Su Yang and the cool, aloof campus beauty join the Imperial Guard. And so begins their invincible journey of slaying demons, ghosts, and even gods!