Livestream Fortune-Telling: Boss, This Child Isn’t Yours

[Wild ideas + fortune-telling and feng shui + no female lead (female characters only admire him from afar)]

Xiao Yi obtains the [Supreme Dao System] and masters everything from feng shui and geomancy to fortune-telling, divination, talismans, and elixirs.

But times have changed, and few people believe in such things. Then inspiration strikes: he starts livestreaming feng shui readings.

Overnight, “Master Xiao” becomes famous.

“Master, how will my fortune be this year?”

“Boss, your forehead is full and bright. You'll make a fortune this year!”

“Haha, what a great reading! I have a kid now too, so my life is complete!”

“Too bad the kid isn't yours!”

The boss is stunned and goes home to demand a paternity test. His wife begs for forgiveness.

“Master, what should I do if I lose this divorce lawsuit?”

“Boss, shouldn't you be asking a lawyer about that?”

“The other side hired a big-name lawyer. I can't compete!”

“Don't worry. I'll draw you a talisman for guaranteed victory in court!”

He wins the lawsuit, the other party is held responsible, and he gets custody of the child.

“Who's the next unlucky boss?”