[Female lead as the snarky commentator + one-vs-many romance, all male leads are virgins + men competing for her + no women competing for men + not a strong female lead + unconventional spirit companions + mildly bizarre + plot twists]
Wen Leming was out of it for five years. When she came to, she discovered three things:
She was an F-rank guide with an IQ of 57, living in the disabled dormitory.
Her spirit companion was a dandelion, and an SSS-rank sentinel had trampled it until only three tufts remained.
Great. Her debuffs were maxed out.
Even better, this bald dandelion could be planted on people.
Plant one, borrow one ability. The deeper it takes root, the harder it is for them to leave her.
An SSS-rank sentinel, declared dead by the White Tower, now naked and shrunk to the size of her palm, curls up in her pocket like a seal and begs her on his knees not to throw him away.
A hidden B-rank phoenix: an edgy, chatterbox type, but a fierce fighter who throws money around. After she guides him once, he chases after her asking, “You have to take responsibility for me.”
An all-purpose substitute who can become anyone in the world, but only wants to become someone by her side.
A White Tower professor who can erase people’s memories with a smile. He hires her as his personal assistant for a monthly salary of 38,000, with one extra condition: she must guide him once a week.
Wen Leming: I’m growing weeds to make money, not to get men.
The men: But we can come running to you ourselves.
It's actually pretty good-looking, but I didn't expect that Yin Jiuli was the heroine's first partner. Although it was for guidance, it was not acceptable. The first time the heroine was with someone she had no feelings for.
It's quite cute, and the setting is very fresh. It's a whistle-blowing novel, and there's a bit of a bug at the beginning, but the plot is fresh and the setting is fresh, so it's still worth reading.
There is no chatty bird on the cover. Isn't he the protagonist? The author is great
It's pretty good, although the beginning is a bit miserable