After Playing the Victim, I Got Battered by Crowdfunded Sand Sculpture Netizens

Name: After Playing the Victim, I Got Battered by Crowdfunded Sand Sculpture Netizens
Author: Lady Jia

卖惨后，我被沙雕网友众筹打破头

by Lady Jia (贾大娘子)

Status: Completed
Length: 225k Words
Genre: Urban
Subgenre: Urban High-Concept
Updated: 4y ago
English: Request a translation

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Synopsis

[Livestream + hilarious + System + no female lead + wish fulfillment + unhinged]

After showing off and getting struck by lightning, Lin Ye bound himself to a Tragic Backstory System. To come back to life, he had to sell people on how miserable he was.

“I only have a little money left on this card. I'm going to starve.”

Bystanders nearly spat blood: “Dude, you've got over ten billion in savings. Can you stop messing with us?”

“This car is so luxurious. Thanks, Daddy Sponsor! My biggest dream in life is to own one just like it.”

Bystanders: “Dude, is your garage full of dozens of limited-edition luxury cars just for show?”

“Miss, I've never even held a woman's hand in my life. I'm dying here. Could you grant me this one wish?”

Online onlookers: “Yeah, right! The nation's goddess begged you on her knees to take her back yesterday. Do you think we're blind?”

When people said he had a croaky voice, Lin Ye launched into a performance of “Sky Blue, Waiting for the Rain,” instantly winning over countless fans and becoming the school's heartthrob...

Stats

110Chapters

10Reads · 30 days

91.2kReads · all time

6.1Score

3Listens

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