Siheyuan: Get Lost, You Beasts!

Name: Siheyuan: Get Lost, You Beasts!
Author: Silly And Happy

四合院：满院禽兽都死远点，滚

by Silly And Happy (傻乐啊)

Status: Completed
Length: 1.5M Words
Genre: Male-Channel Fanfiction
Updated: 3y ago
Source: Fanqie

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Synopsis

Transmigrate into the world of "The Animals of Siheyuan" as Silly Zhu, and bind to a god-tier Choice System. The more you clap back, the better the rewards!

From the start, he angrily takes on the vicious old woman of the Jia family. Who told her to meddle in other people's business with bad intentions?

Qin Huairu wants to set me up with someone? Get lost, right now.

Third Uncle is trying to curry favor with me? That won't work on me!

Don't be fooled by the fact that Silly Zhu used to be a pushover in his past life. Now, he's got eight hundred tricks up his sleeve!

Reborn in the Siheyuan, it's the perfect chance to teach you beasts a lesson!!!

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