Siheyuan: You Want Me to Pay a Bride Price Because You Got Promoted? Forget It, I’m Not Marrying You
四合院：看我晋升加彩礼？不娶了
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- Siheyuan: I Invested Like Crazy in the Protagonist, Then Lay Flat四合院：疯狂投资主角，我躺平了Alternate title on Fanqie
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Great book! After so many novels about courtyard houses, finally one with a parent-child battle plot! Amazing! Support the author, keep it up! (ง •̀_•́)ง
Lately, there are books about courtyard houses everywhere. Since I haven't watched the TV series, I was confused. I watched the TV series these past few days and found that none of the women in it were pretty. How come they are all as beautiful as angels in the book? I couldn't help but think about it and realized that my own aesthetic sense must be the problem.
Could you add a scene where Jia Dongxu secretly gets a paternity test done, and then Yi Zhonghai finds out and tries to frame Shen Fei?
This book is great. Unlike other books that are boring, this one is very interesting and funny. If I were to rate it out of ten, I'd give it nine. I'm saving the last point for myself—I'm so proud of myself! 😂
ᵀʰᵉ ᵍᵃˡᵃˣʸ ⁱˢ ʰᵒᵗ, ʸᵒᵘ ᵃʳᵉ ᵗʰᵉ ⁱᵈᵉᵃˡ ᵒᶠ ᵗʰᵉ ʷᵒʳˡᵈ. The Milky Way is ablaze with light; you are my ideal on earth.
This novel still has many funny moments. Having read novels for seven or eight years, I've seen it all. Even the most exciting novels leave me completely unmoved. Now I read novels just for fun. Giving this one five stars might be a bit of an exaggeration, but it made me laugh nonstop in the middle of the night! Finally, I hope the author continues to work hard and write even better stories.
That's good, well written. I really want to know who Bang Geng's son is.
The beginning is a typical courtyard house story, no different from other novels of its kind, with nothing particularly outstanding. However, from the point where the protagonist gets married, it's like a completely different writer—funny, engaging, and with a great sense of imagination. What would have been a two-star book instantly becomes a five-star read, based solely on the later parts. I haven't finished it yet, but I hope it maintains that level of quality.
I haven't watched "Full House of Love," but I've seen some short videos about the plot. I didn't expect it to be so cheesy and ridiculous, like the characters from "Silly Zhu." Actually, it's quite funny. I haven't read the whole story, but reading this novel has made me want to watch the TV series. Overall, it's pretty good, but I don't know why the rating is so low.
Honestly, this little book is so refreshingly unique, haha, I haven't laughed this much in ages! I hope the author doesn't abandon it and keeps updating! 🥰😳😳